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Imagine if you would... a cosmic event that occurs... a comet that passes so close to earth that it's fiery tail envelopes our sphere in it's glow and it's particles.

What happens?

Blindness and plant mutation... amusing but no.

Mindless savagery and warfare... please see RSP.

Hordes of zombies arise from the earth... I'm still waiting.

or...

Everyone in Chit Chat has a spontaneous sex change. (with all the boobles, bobbles and dingleberries that it would entail)

How do you see our folks after the change... would there be any differences?

Your views if you would... tell us how you went from Mr. to Miss or versus.

All I can say is... I look good in silk and heels.
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Re: Imagine iff
major bummer. I'd lose my biggest social advantages in the geeky circles I frequent
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If I had boobs Id never leave the house...Id be broke, because I wouldnt be able to stop playing with them...
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
If I had boobs Id never leave the house...Id be broke, because I wouldnt be able to stop playing with them...


Jonathan, you've got boobs... you just really have to ask permission before playing with them.

But yeah... I'm totally with ya there... boobs and nipples... I'd be totally happy with the set-up.

Oh and so this doesn't get whipped over to RSP... Bacon, Legion and any other memes that I should use to prove that this is all zany, crazy stuff and not.... other stuff.
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jessitron wrote:
major bummer. I'd lose my biggest social advantages in the geeky circles I frequent



Whatever do you mean? I'm sure I couldn't even come up with a pair of ideas that would match what yer referring to this moment. You must think me such a boob.
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
If I had boobs Id never leave the house...Id be broke, because I wouldnt be able to stop playing with them...


This is ture. I once dressed up as a women for a Halloween party in college. I had baloons for breasts and I could not stop playing with them. Every guy at there grabbed them at least once. Strangely enough I kind of liked the attention.

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Interesting thought...

Pros:

1. No one will ever hear the phrase "You throw like a girl".
2. You get to unashamedly spend time at Victoria's Secret.
3. Boobs, two of them.

Cons:

1. I think it would be messed up to know that all the potential femail candidates out there are now male.
2. I know plenty of women and I don't think I could handle it, besides the boob fiddling.
3. Loss of the ability to take a quick piss outside.
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mbourgeois wrote:
Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
If I had boobs Id never leave the house...Id be broke, because I wouldnt be able to stop playing with them...


Jonathan, you've got boobs... you just really have to ask permission before playing with them.


Aint that the truth, she says I get handsy in the middle of the night and such, cant blame me, Im asleep LOL. That and I bother her while shes relaxing after work...I guess we have 2 different ideas of relaxing...
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Oh sure, everything would be fine and dandy for a few weeks and then... "IT BLEEDS!!!"
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Leezer wrote:
Oh sure, everything would be fine and dandy for a few weeks and then... "IT BLEEDS!!!"


Thanks Lee, I was having fun playing with the twins and you had to bring Aunt Flo over to visit. Way to kill the mood buddy.
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mbourgeois wrote:
Leezer wrote:
Oh sure, everything would be fine and dandy for a few weeks and then... "IT BLEEDS!!!"


Thanks Lee, I was having fun playing with the twins and you had to bring Aunt Flo over to visit. Way to kill the mood buddy.

I'm just saying. You take the good, you take the bad.
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I'd cry. At least once a month.
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I think I'd have some serious explaining to do to my wife.

"Really honey! It's the comet! It's not my fault!"
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I'd definitely need to shave.
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My intelligence just dropped by half because SEX I'm suddenly SEX preoccupied SEX by other SEX thoughts SEX! ...

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

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pdclose wrote:
My intelligence just dropped by half because SEX I'm suddenly SEX preoccupied SEX by other SEX thoughts SEX! ...

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX



Being a newlywed this is about how my day goes...aw hell who am I kidding thats how everyday was since I hit about 14...
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Leezer wrote:
mbourgeois wrote:
Leezer wrote:
Oh sure, everything would be fine and dandy for a few weeks and then... "IT BLEEDS!!!"


Thanks Lee, I was having fun playing with the twins and you had to bring Aunt Flo over to visit. Way to kill the mood buddy.

I'm just saying. You take the good, you take the bad.

Man, I teed this up perfectly and nobody took a swing?

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Leezer wrote:
Leezer wrote:
mbourgeois wrote:
Leezer wrote:
Oh sure, everything would be fine and dandy for a few weeks and then... "IT BLEEDS!!!"


Thanks Lee, I was having fun playing with the twins and you had to bring Aunt Flo over to visit. Way to kill the mood buddy.

I'm just saying. You take the good, you take the bad.

Man, I teed this up perfectly and nobody took a swing?


Sorry... I just got in. I totally would have sent that into the left field bleachers.
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