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Ultimate Gaming Session Fantasy

Ok, let me explain the concept of an Ultimate Gaming Session Fantasy:

First choose a game you really like, choose any props and atmosphere and generally anything that would be awesome to have in addition to the game itself, how the game would go, who would win, perhaps some famous people you'd want to play with or against, a special place, outerspace, in a medieval castle, and any other details you can think of.

Feel free to be completely unrealistic and exaggerate since that's the fun part.


Here I go:

Game: Arkham Horror, along with several expansions.

It would take place during a stormy afternoon, by the end of summer.
We'd take an old vintage car out to the country side, drive through a dark forest and a bumpy mountain side to finally arrive at an old dark cabin miles from the closest signs of civilization.
There would be me and a couple of friends, all dressed up as the various characters, with accessories such as tobaco pipes and other 1920's props.
Inside the cabin a discreet horror themed ambient music would be played on an old gramophone, somewhere a smokemachine hidden in a large black pot would spew out smoke a little now and then.
The remains of an damp and old smell lingers in the cabin, but not an entirely unpleasant one.
Candles would be lit all around us along with a smoldering fireplace.
The game would be set up on a large and sturdy wooden table in the middle.

On the walls there are disturbing paintings and different occult books and mystic items are lying scattered around the place, a large black cat rests silently on top of a couch and outside you can hear wolves howling in the distance.
In the middle of the session it starts raining and thunder can be heard echoing through the mountains.

Along with us, we would have the narrator from harry potter (link) reading every encounter and mythos card out loud, Ian McKellen would be there aswell dressed as a university professor pondering to himself and nodding now and then while sometimes giving strange comments on the events taking place in the game.
George Cloony would also be there, dressed as a private investigator, he'd sit there smoking a cigarette and make clever, observant comments, scribbling down notes in a small notebook and generally just being awesome.
Towards the end, after several missfortunes, and strange happenings such as Ian McKellen almost going insane mumbling strange things to himself, the game would end with a battle against the great old one Cthulhu and after a long struggle we would defeat him and win.

Alternately this could also take place during a ride on an old vintage train or boat from the 20's.

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Playing chess against Garry Kasparov in the mojave desert along with some other friends. What the hell, throw in Anatoly Karpov there playing with us too.
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Playing a game of 1960: The Making of the President against President Obama while sitting at the Resolute desk in the Oval Office. Snacks would include jellybeans, peanuts, Baby Ruth candy bars, Fresca, and Billy Beer. I'd make Obama play as Nixon, just for fun.
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May I do it with images? Thank you.






Everybody wins.
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Rofl, does that include a waterproof floating gameboard and bits?
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jarredscott78 wrote:
May I do it with images? Thank you.






Everybody wins.


Except the girls arrrh
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jarredscott78 wrote:


Share?
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cold_fuzion wrote:


Share?

I found three new ones (see above) so these three are yours!
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To be marooned on a desert island with a copy of EuroFront II along with Gittes, Willhammer, Billyboy, mrbeanc, Kuhrusty, Ashitaka, Bloodybucket, GROGnads, Pete Belli, Cleitus the Black, a couple of cases of Rémy Martin Grand Cru VS and Halle Berry*

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* One can't wargame all the time.

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quinnox wrote:
Playing chess against Garry Kasparov in the mojave desert along with some other friends. What the hell, throw in Anatoly Karpov there playing with us too.



I read a book called "The Witches of Chiswick" where a line mentioned someone "playing Chess whilst in congress with a woman".

Maybe I'd go with something along those lines......
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Rastak wrote:
..."playing Chess whilst in congress with a woman"...


Republican or Democrat?

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jarredscott78 wrote:
May I do it with images? Thank you.






Everybody wins.


Good choice but I think it'd skip the sushi and change the chicks for 3 Japanese 18 year olds in school uniform...
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oneilljgf wrote:
To be marooned on a desert island with a copy of EuroFront II along with Gittes, Willhammer, Billyboy, mrbeanc, Kuhrusty, Ashitaka, Bloodybucket, GROGnads, Cleitus the Black, a couple of cases of Rémy Martin Grand Cru VS and Halle Berry*

Jim
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* One can't wargame all the time.



I'm in!!!
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jarredscott78 wrote:




Something along this line, and pudding.

At that point, it wouldn't matter what the boardgame is.

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I would like to play a game of Zombies with real zombies as the zombies and midgets as the shotgun guys or a game of Arkham Horror in a creepy old new england fishing town with a mutant race of half fish men
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oneilljgf wrote:
To be marooned on a desert island with a copy of EuroFront II along with Gittes, Willhammer, Billyboy, mrbeanc, Kuhrusty, Ashitaka, Bloodybucket, GROGnads, Cleitus the Black, a couple of cases of Rémy Martin Grand Cru VS and Halle Berry*

Jim
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* One can't wargame all the time.



Gee, wouldn't Halle Berry be a little young for you?whistle
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Strip ASL scenario : Italians vs British in the DTO , played on the beach in the cayman islands


allied player : me

Italian Player :



or Arkham horror vs HP lovecraft
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And just as quickly as the words 'ultimate' and 'fantasy' were mentioned, the thread was filled with boobage
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Seiseki wrote:
And just as quickly as the words 'ultimate' and 'fantasy' were mentioned, the thread was filled with boobage


You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Vorocano wrote:
Seiseki wrote:
And just as quickly as the words 'ultimate' and 'fantasy' were mentioned, the thread was filled with boobage :D


You say that like it's a bad thing. :p


Hey, this IS a Geeklist, is it not?
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oneilljgf wrote:
Rastak wrote:
..."playing Chess whilst in congress with a woman"...


Republican or Democrat?




Not sure, it was a British fellow that wrote it.....funny line though. Funny book actually.
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Seiseki wrote:
And just as quickly as the words 'ultimate' and 'fantasy' were mentioned, the thread was filled with boobage


And clearly Out of Print ASL
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cedric18 wrote:
Gee, wouldn't Halle Berry be a little young for you?whistle


Au contraire, she is three years older than my lovely wife.

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oneilljgf wrote:
cedric18 wrote:
Gee, wouldn't Halle Berry be a little young for you?whistle


Au contraire, she is three years older than my lovely wife.



Does your wife know she's second choice to a older woman? ninja
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