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Have a perplexing question? Know of a seemingly impossible scenario? Just want to know what you should eat for lunch? Then why not ask...

What Would Jeff Wiles Do?!?!


Think you might know what he would do, or just want to speculate? Feel free to share your thoughts and compare your answers with Jeff's!

So, Jeff, say you are walking down the street enjoying a nice scoop of bacon maple ice cream on a sugar cone when you here a loud KABOOM! You look to see that a manhole cover has been blasted out of the street and its trajectory is rocketing it towards a playground full of small children. At the same time, due to the loud noise, a nearby lady jumps and screams, taking her hands off her baby's stroller which starts plummeting down the street towards a busy intersection. A driver in a car making its way up the street sees the out of control stroller and swerves to miss it but now finds itself headed towards a large tree in which a cat rests comfortably with a pancake on its head. Oh, and you dropped your ice cream on to the pavement. So I ask you, Jeff Wiles, what would you do?!?!
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Jeff, I currently have in my hand a letter opener and there's an annoying co-worker down the way from me. WWJWD?

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I think its pretty obvious, none of that stuff matters as he dropped his bacon ice cream, he would promptly turn around and buy another scoop.
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The other day, I saw a penguin attempting to steal home in a minor league baseball game. I was paralyzed with indecision: should I take a picture of the event to send to Ripley's Believe It or Not, and risk breaking the penguin's concentration, or should I let the event play out and hope that a local reporter captured the event on the evening news? But then I thought: What Would Jeff Wiles Do?
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Blame KSensei... That's WWJWD!
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Jeff Wiles is the only man who cut off Chuck Norris AND Mr T. in traffic, flipped them the bird, and lived.
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Jeff Wiles is the only man who cut off Chuck Norris AND Mr T. in traffic, flipped them the bird, and lived.

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Okay, here's a hypothetical situation:

You're playing a game with your friends and need more coffee. The dryer has just buzzed, and your good shirts are in there. The garbage collectors are at our neighbor's house, and the trash hasn't been taken out yet. The mailman is at our other neighbor's house, and the rent, phone, electric, water, internet bills, and Netflix DVDs must go out today; the checks have not been written yet. The oven timer just went off, indicating that your pie is done. The pot on the stove with the boiling potatoes is about to boil over. The phone is ringing, and it's in the other room. Oh, and the baby is crying because he fell down, has a messy diaper, is hungry, and really needs a nap.

What should I do?



Edit: tired.
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amwiles wrote:
Okay, here's a hypothetical situation:

You're playing a game with your friends and need more coffee. The dryer has just buzzed, and your good shirts are in there. The garbage collectors are at our neighbor's house, and the trash hasn't been taken out yet. The mailman is at our other neighbor's house, and the rent, phone, electric, water, internet bills, and Netflix DVDs must go out today; the checks have not been written yet. The oven timer just went off, indicating that your pie is done. The pot on the stove with the boiling potatoes is about to boil over. The phone is ringing, and it's in the other room. Oh, and the baby is crying because he fell down, has a messy diaper, is hungry, and really needs a nap.

What should I do?



Edit: tired.


So it's Thursday, then?
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amwiles wrote:
Okay, here's a hypothetical situation:

You're playing a game with your friends and need more coffee. The dryer has just buzzed, and your good shirts are in there. The garbage collectors are at our neighbor's house, and the trash hasn't been taken out yet. The mailman is at our other neighbor's house, and the rent, phone, electric, water, internet bills, and Netflix DVDs must go out today; the checks have not been written yet. The oven timer just went off, indicating that your pie is done. The pot on the stove with the boiling potatoes is about to boil over. The phone is ringing, and it's in the other room. Oh, and the baby is crying because he fell down, has a messy diaper, is hungry, and really needs a nap.

What should I do?



Edit: tired.


Lemme guess! He curls up in the fetal position and cries like a girl until you have taken care of everything!
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Let's see. A no-good no-good-nik has set you up with a fake day that requires your attention. WWJWD?

jeffwiles wrote:
Answer a few of the first replies, just for the thumbs, then get distracted by yucata and the Picture Association thread and wander off.


Sounds good!
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I got another one!

You wake up one morning and stroll into the kitchen to find your son sitting in his high chair with a waffle, not a pancake, on his head. What would you do??
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DKahnt wrote:
Jeff, I currently have in my hand a letter opener and there's an annoying co-worker down the way from me. WWJWD?

-DK


Two words.
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Sinister Dexter wrote:
The other day, I saw a penguin attempting to steal home in a minor league baseball game. I was paralyzed with indecision: should I take a picture of the event to send to Ripley's Believe It or Not, and risk breaking the penguin's concentration, or should I let the event play out and hope that a local reporter captured the event on the evening news? But then I thought: What Would Jeff Wiles Do?


Stage an elaborate recreation, but with fireworks.
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This is all well and good, but...

What would Jeff Wiles do for a Klondike Bar?
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Genghis wrote:
This is all well and good, but...

What would Jeff Wiles do for a Klondike Bar?


Not a whole lot. I get almost the same enjoyment from a (substantially cheaper) Brown Cow.
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Not a whole lot. I get almost the same enjoyment from a (substantially cheaper) Brown Cow.

Kahlua and milk? Or are you talkin' root beer float?

Either way, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.
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Genghis wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
Not a whole lot. I get almost the same enjoyment from a (substantially cheaper) Brown Cow.

Kahlua and milk? Or are you talkin' root beer float?

Either way, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.


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jeffwiles wrote:
Genghis wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
Not a whole lot. I get almost the same enjoyment from a (substantially cheaper) Brown Cow.

Kahlua and milk? Or are you talkin' root beer float?

Either way, I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.




Mmmmmm... Brown Cows....

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