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Well first, thanks to everyone who participated in last week's CCOTD thread and cold_fuzion for nominating me. I know the only reason I was chosen was so that I could choose amwiles as this week's chit chatter of the day.

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amwiles wrote:

First off, I want to say thank you so much for the nomination, Eggie!

My bio goes something like this:

I was born next in line to the throne of England, but the prophecy foretold of a beautiful princess coming to power as queen and ruling the land with both justness and kindness. The evil powers that be would not have this and so stole me away to live in the States, where I was raised to “be American”. But you know how it is when one messes with prophesies – one ends up guaranteeing they happen. I am therefore waiting for the prophesy to be fulfilled.

Meanwhile, the four of us spent our youth being passed from family to family, no one wanting to hold on to us for long, taking the chance that it might happen to them as well. Finally, at Greengrass (mid-spring) in the Western Heartlands, a small family of 53 took us in. Unfortunately, our pursuers had tracked us, and two of us and 42 of the kind family were killed. But we were victorious and had finally escaped the pursuers of Thay for once and for all. My final companion was severely injured and had to remain behind.

I therefore went into hiding, changing my name to Ferne Teufel before joining a small group of adventurers who would be known as the Fearsome Foursome, taking a small ice mephit named Snowflake as my new “friend”. As a half-______, I attempted to keep my past hidden from my party for as long as possible, but during one particularly intense encounter with some red dragons, a extra-planar portal appeared, and one of “my kind” flew out and called me out. Patching things up with the group was not easy, especially after the bat-wings appeared (thanks, Jeff!).

After the fall of Netheril, the city of Ascalhorn was occupied by human refugees. Later, undesirables infiltrated it, before being destroyed by the “scientists” of the age. The city was torn apart, thereby being turned into “Hellgate Keep”, which was seemingly pacified until such time when we were called in to stop the death and destruction. Still as Ferne, I lead the “clean up effort”, and in time we converted the Keep into our base of operations.

Several years have since passed, and these forgotten realms are now only a memory. Chit Chat is my new home, and the mix of adventuring companions is stranger than ever. Ninja always ride single file to hide their numbers.


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Now, first questions are from me:

1- If you could marry a waffle (and stay married to jeff), where would you go on your honeymoon?

2- Would you rather have all the waffles you could eat, or all the board games you could eat?

3- Waffle waffle waffle waffle, waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle?
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eggplantia5 wrote:

1- If you could marry a waffle (and stay married to jeff), where would you go on your honeymoon?



Whoa whoa whoa. I don't roll like that.
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Congratulations sweetie!!

Have you seen my socks?
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Congradulations!

um... turkey or tofurkey?

This or That?

Door #1 or what's behind that box?
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jeffwiles wrote:
eggplantia5 wrote:

1- If you could marry a waffle (and stay married to jeff), where would you go on your honeymoon?



Whoa whoa whoa. I don't roll like that.


Ok then, so after you divorce Jeff and marry the waffle, where will you go for your honeymoon?
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Congratulations!

Are you going to enter a wheat-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, just-about-everything free, tasteless but impeccably photographed piece-of-??? in the Chit Chat Cooking Contest?

Will you bug Toggy to enter her chocolate chip cookies then?

Dutch Babies or Æbleskiver?

When are you moving out of Texas?!
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jeffwiles wrote:
eggplantia5 wrote:

1- If you could marry a waffle (and stay married to jeff), where would you go on your honeymoon?



Whoa whoa whoa. I don't roll like that.


That's okay, they're square waffles. They don't roll either!
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CONGRATS!!!

Scenario: You are named the next CCOTD. What do you do?

Scenario: Something or other happens involving breakfast meats and perhaps a pastry. What do you do?
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2. I am?

3. Really?

4. Why do you all hate me?

5. Would it make you happy if I just went an played in traffic?

6. Is that what you want?

7. Why do you have such cold black hearts?

8. What if I just stopped posting right now?

9. Do you have any change?
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eggplantia5 wrote:
Now, first questions are from me:

1- If you could marry a waffle (and stay married to jeff), where would you go on your honeymoon?


The Waffle House in Pancake, West Virginia.

eggplantia5 wrote:
2- Would you rather have all the waffles you could eat, or all the board games you could eat?


Hmm. Good question! Both would provide a lot of fiber, which is required in a healthy diet. But you can put butter on waffles. So, if you provided me with enough maple syrup (the stuff that comes out of maples trees, and is processed in a sugar house into thin, light, sweet goodness), then I'd have to say boardgames. I don't have to eat them, right? I can just have them?

eggplantia5 wrote:
3- Waffle waffle waffle waffle, waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle?


You'll never win, Vyvyan. It's only nine words.

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KSensei wrote:
Do you have an evil twin named PMWILES?


No. Unless you mean her:



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amwiles wrote:
KSensei wrote:
Do you have an evil twin named PMWILES?


No. Unless you mean her:



She cut me off in traffic! Then flipped me the finger! Curse you PMWiles!!!
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
Jeff or Star Wars?


Again, another good question!

It was actually a package deal. If you get Jeff, you automatically get Star Wars. I'm surprised our pastor didn't include it in the vows, actually

Ah, the stories I can tell about Jeff and Star Wars...



(It's a good thing you didn't ask "Jeff or LotR?".

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Congratulations sweetie!!

Have you seen my socks?


Thanks! kiss

Yes. I washed a bunch of them yesterday. They're sitting in the clean clothes basket in the game room.

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Rappak wrote:
Congradulations!

um... turkey or tofurkey?


Turkey! Specifically, this one.

I'm afraid I can't eat tofurkey, even if I wanted to. The name alone should be enough of a warning.

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This or That?


The Other.

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Door #1 or what's behind that box?


I check the door. Is it hot? Is the handle hot? Is smoke billowing out of the bottom?

I look a the box. Is it soggy? How big is it? Is there an address label on it?

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erak wrote:
You're stuck on a desert island. All you have with you is a centrifuge, the Apple IIgs edition of Lemmings, and that weird skull-mask thing Morpheus wears in Sandman. Tell us how you escaped.


Assuming the centrifuge isn't a table top fuge, I take out the rotor, and place it gentle on the sand (you gotta watch out and not drop those things on your foot! They weigh like 40 pounds!). I push the fuge into the water and climb inside. I use the helmet as a rudder and the game as a paddle. Shouldn't be much of a problem.

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Echo2112 wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
eggplantia5 wrote:

1- If you could marry a waffle (and stay married to jeff), where would you go on your honeymoon?



Whoa whoa whoa. I don't roll like that.


Ok then, so after you divorce Jeff and marry the waffle, where will you go for your honeymoon?


See above.

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amwiles wrote:
(It's a good thing you didn't ask "Jeff or LotR?".


surprise surprise surprise surprise surprise
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pdclose wrote:
Congratulations!

Are you going to enter a wheat-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, just-about-everything free, tasteless but impeccably photographed piece-of-??? in the Chit Chat Cooking Contest?


Gonna try! Although it probably won't be wheat-free, but it'll be egg free! Oh, and it will be plenty tasty!

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Will you bug Toggy to enter her chocolate chip cookies then?


I'll try. If she'll make me some bread first.

BTW, is there a limit to the number of entries one may have?

pdclose wrote:
Dutch Babies or Æbleskiver?


Dutch Babies FTW!

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When are you moving out of Texas?!


Not soon enough! It's too hot! cry

Actually, hopefully in May or so. Starting to look for positions now. And, hey, I got my teaching philosophy done last week!


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jarredscott78 wrote:
CONGRATS!!!

Scenario: You are named the next CCOTD. What do you do?


Answer stupid questions all day, what do you think? Bring 'em on!

jarredscott78 wrote:
Scenario: Something or other happens involving breakfast meats and perhaps a pastry. What do you do?


Eat said b. and w.

With maple syrup!

And tea.

Or maybe coffee.

I had some coffee this morning.

So I'd be ready.

Hi.

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