Look up Playmobil swords on E-Bay. See if those fit the bill.
Perfect. Thanks a ton man. I thought I left no stone unturned when I tried eBay earlier.
I'm going to swing by a local hobby shop that's listed on GW's site, doubt they'll have it (sounds like this store specializes in anime/manga), but worth a shot before I put in an order for those eBay swords.
Thanks to everyone, actually. I was thinking this thread would've sunk to the bottom with 0 replies.