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Happy to note that in the news this week they found a Neandertal killed by a Cro-Magnon's spear. Bastard had it coming. Playing that cave music too loud and trudging with his big feet across the lawn. An evolutionary dead end, that one -- and now we've got the evidence to prove it. Go Cro-Mag, go!
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Speaking as a representative for the Neanderthals, I think this finding substantiates what we've been saying all along - the cro-magnons are unlawful agressors and must be stopped! There will be no peace as long as cro-magnons are allowed to hurl their spears at will.
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I hear that Neandertal's family is suing for wrongful death.
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edroz wrote:
I hear that Neandertal's family is suing for wrongful death.


I hear he signed a contract that said it was fine to be speared.
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sisteray wrote:
edroz wrote:
I hear that Neandertal's family is suing for wrongful death.


I hear he signed a contract that said it was fine to be speared.

Yeah, they're pretty steamed about it now.
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edroz wrote:
sisteray wrote:
edroz wrote:
I hear that Neandertal's family is suing for wrongful death.


I hear he signed a contract that said it was fine to be speared.

Yeah, they're pretty steamed about it now.


And I hear that there's some question of whether all of the cave paintings in the contract are original.
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