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Chris B
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In keeping with the traditions of BGG and the Barling comic and the meme. I present to you a video of a turtle orgasming, very loudly.

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Larry Levy
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Well, I guess if you're going to have a lifespan of a century or more, you need something to keep you interested!
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She seems very enthused.
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At least this guy picked another turtle as the object of his affection.
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Mike Bourgeois
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jarredscott78 wrote:
She seems very enthused.


She was so faking it.
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Ian Klinck
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This reminds me of the story they told us in the Galapagos (my wife & I were there in the spring). The tortoises on one island, which were a distinct species, were down to about 4 males and 13 females. The males & females were on opposite sides of the island, and when they put them together, the boys didn't seem to know what to do. They provided "instructional videos", but they still didn't get it. Eventually, they discovered another tortoise of the same species in the San Diego Zoo, named "Diego". They flew Diego in, and he... provided a demonstration.

Also, we actually managed to see tortoises mating in the wild, and got our own video... (Not nearly the same level of cinematography as this one...)

Apparently, the only time they make any noise is when they're mating.
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On two separate visits that my family made to the zoo, the giant turtles were "going at it." The noises they make are hysterical. Even funnier were the stories we heard the mommies and daddies telling little Junior, trying to explain away why they were moaning so loud.

We joked on the second visit that it was still the same set of turtles.
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