"Keep Summer Safe!"
Green Lantern is the only superhero who can make a giant cue the shape of a dong to play pool with planets, and yet get his ass kicked by Sesame Street's Big Bird because he's allergic to the color yellow.
He is a Rip-Off of ...The classic space opera series Lensman
You mean to say that not only does GL suck, but he's derivative? For shame. Even Jacqui thinks he's wussy now.
(Of course, she would have thought that before, if GL had been important enough to think about).