I was on Fark this morning and saw this link to a News story of a man assualting a woman over a game of monopoly. . . and just couldn't help to wonder what would happen if this idiot played Diplomacy. .
Mich. man jailed for assault during Monopoly game The Associated Press
A game of Monopoly has landed a Michigan man in jail. WDIV-TV reported a 54-year-old man was playing the board game Saturday night with a female friend when he tried to buy Park Place and Boardwalk from her.
When she refused, Fraser police Lt. Dan Kolke told WWJ-AM he hit her in the head, breaking her glasses.
The man was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault and battery.