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From Notalwaysright.com
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I Find Your Lack Of T-shirts Disturbing
Retail | San Diego, CA, USA

(Note: I’m selling t-shirts at Comic Con in San Diego. Two men are dressed as Star Wars characters come to my booth.)

Jedi #1: Man, these shirts are all great. I don’t know how I’ll pick.

Coworker: Well, they are two for $35, so you can get any two you like.

Jedi #2: Is there any deal for three?

Coworker: Nope, just by twos.

(Suddenly, the second Jedi activates his light-up light saber and speaks in an angry, menacing tone.)

Jedi #2: How about now?!?



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Re: All right: which one of you funnypants was it?
That article received over 1500 thumbs at that site you linked. So far, you managed to get a measly one. I hope things pick up for you, but the story barely mentions bacon at all, so you may be out of luck.
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robot Clearly the salesperson missed his cue: The proper reply would be to whip out a blaster and black field-cap and say "You Rebel scum." robot
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proper response: Okay they're now three for $75
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cooler king wrote:
proper response: Okay they're now three for $75

Alternate response: *wave hand* This is not the t-shirt booth you are looking for.
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One of the shirts I own (from Ming-ling Enterprises)

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tommynomad wrote:
(Suddenly, the second Jedi activates his light-up light saber and speaks in an angry, menacing tone.)

Jedi #2: How about now?!?


Jedi's threatening with lightsabers?

Correct Jedi response: *waves hand in front of "Coworker"* These T-shirts are all free.

Obligitory T-shirt vender response: These T-shirts are all free.


Unless of course the vender is a Toydarian.
Then it's just easier to kill them, to avoid that pod-racing crap.

{My apologies, regarding the above, to the members of the original church who have so wisely chosen to deny the existence of Episode I and thus the above. I have been forced to accept it by my younglings.}
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davestephens wrote:
Maybe he was trying to be um...friendly.

That's why we keep our nerds on their mom's basement.
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I went to Comic Con. No, I did not cosplay. Yes, there were a lot of Jedi. And stormtroopers.

Also, there were some funny t-shirts. This was one of my favorites:

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