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Hopefully becoming a restaurant owner soon! Peter Melanson
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Help!!!!!

I opened my fridge this morning to make bacon and eggs and there was no bacon, just THIS:



I am officially in panic mode! What do I do?!?!?!

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What do I do?
Cook it and eat it, it'll taste like bacon
Hide until bacon appears
Calmly go to the closest store, put on a ski mask, and steal bacon
Cry
Other, discussed below:
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Ludes
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Ask the folks in the Bacon Guild ...

(apologies, too lazy to post the url)

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What makes bacon taste like bacon is the nitrates, anyway. The meat is probably irrelevant.
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Jeff Wiles
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Sorry I'm late!

Verkisto wrote:
What makes bacon taste like bacon is the nitrates, anyway. The meat is probably mostly irrelevant.


Fixed.

Eating turkey bacon is like eating at Taco Bell instead of at a Mexican restaurant. It's not real, but it's nothing to be ashamed of, and you will probably enjoy it (just not as much as you would have enjoyed the real thing).
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Amy Wiles
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Verkisto wrote:
What makes bacon taste like bacon is the nitrates, anyway. The meat is probably irrelevant.

I used to get bacon without nitrates. It was the best bacon ever.

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