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So, I showed Mystery Bob something that horrified him, even though I warned him well ahead of time.

I showed him how the Altavista Image search sometimes pops out with something pornographic in nature--that is totally unrelated to what you are searching for. He was NOT amused!!!

I warned him and warned him--he flipped out (and not in a good way).


And with the family search feature "on" !!!!

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I'm sorry, please forgive me!!
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Were you doing a search for chicken breast recipes? You probably found some bird porn.
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That doesnt seam so bad.
I have told my wyfe not to see this, but let her watch:

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EgorjLileli wrote:
I showed him how the Altavista Image search sometimes pops out with something pornographic in nature--that is totally unrelated to what you are searching for.


Happens to me all the time. Any search engine, in my case. Whatever you do, do not search for "purple" or "elephants"!!! surprise
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Maybe you should trade Bobs and go for Blatently Obvious Bob! And he has bacon!
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pdclose wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
I showed him how the Altavista Image search sometimes pops out with something pornographic in nature--that is totally unrelated to what you are searching for.


Happens to me all the time. Any search engine, in my case. Whatever you do, do not search for "purple" or "elephants"!!! surprise


I think I have done something wrong.
When searching for "purple elephants" I just found this:

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Did he really flip-out...or was it a flip-out for your benefit?

*CLICK*

"OMG! That is porn! I am aghast! I'm going to have to write down that link for further research. We are going to get to the bottom of this FILTH!"
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EgorjLileli wrote:
So, I showed Mystery Bob something that horrified him, even though I warned him well ahead of time.

I showed him how the Altavista Image search sometimes pops out with something pornographic in nature--that is totally unrelated to what you are searching for. He was NOT amused!!!

I warned him and warned him--he flipped out (and not in a good way).


And with the family search feature "on" !!!!

shake

I'm sorry, please forgive me!!


I'm sorry. I can't imagine a man thinking suprise porn is a bad thing.
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unixrevolution wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
So, I showed Mystery Bob something that horrified him, even though I warned him well ahead of time.

I showed him how the Altavista Image search sometimes pops out with something pornographic in nature--that is totally unrelated to what you are searching for. He was NOT amused!!!

I warned him and warned him--he flipped out (and not in a good way).


And with the family search feature "on" !!!!

shake

I'm sorry, please forgive me!!


I'm sorry. I can't imagine a man thinking suprise porn is a bad thing.


Umm, I believe it is if the (only) person in the photo is male!!!!!!!!
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MWChapel wrote:
Did he really flip-out...or was it a flip-out for your benefit?

*CLICK*

"OMG! That is porn! I am aghast! I'm going to have to write down that link for further research. We are going to get to the bottom of this FILTH!"


Chapel, please see my resonse to Unix (above).

You are WAY wrong!! kiss
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Abreu wrote:
pdclose wrote:
Whatever you do, do not search for "purple" or "elephants"!!! surprise


I think I have done something wrong.
When searching for "purple elephants" I just found this:


Don't worry, it's my special mutant power.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
unixrevolution wrote:
I'm sorry. I can't imagine a man thinking suprise porn is a bad thing.


Umm, I believe it is if the (only) person in the photo is male!!!!!!!!

I believe you're forgetting a certain segment of the population:

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Progmode wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
unixrevolution wrote:
I'm sorry. I can't imagine a man thinking suprise porn is a bad thing.


Umm, I believe it is if the (only) person in the photo is male!!!!!!!!

I believe you're forgetting a certain segment of the population:



No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel - who has confirmed his heterosexuality in RSP!

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Obviously Proggie, there are guys who would have LOVED the photo!!
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EgorjLileli wrote:
No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel ...


I don't know if you can consider the pairing of Mystery Bob & Chapel to be heterosexual.
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pdclose wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel ...


I don't know if you can consider the pairing of Mystery Bob & Chapel to be heterosexual.


Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
Progmode wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
unixrevolution wrote:
I'm sorry. I can't imagine a man thinking suprise porn is a bad thing.


Umm, I believe it is if the (only) person in the photo is male!!!!!!!!

I believe you're forgetting a certain segment of the population:



No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel - who has confirmed his heterosexuality in RSP!

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Obviously Proggie, there are guys who would have LOVED the photo!!

You mean the same Chapel and Mystery Bob who liked Twilight?
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Progmode wrote:

You mean the same Chapel and Mystery Bob who liked Twilight?


Ka-winky-dink....I think not....*FABULOUS!*
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Progmode wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
Progmode wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
unixrevolution wrote:
I'm sorry. I can't imagine a man thinking suprise porn is a bad thing.


Umm, I believe it is if the (only) person in the photo is male!!!!!!!!

I believe you're forgetting a certain segment of the population:



No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel - who has confirmed his heterosexuality in RSP!

kiss
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Obviously Proggie, there are guys who would have LOVED the photo!!

You mean the same Chapel and Mystery Bob who liked Twilight?


Proggie!!! shake


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MWChapel wrote:
pdclose wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel ...


I don't know if you can consider the pairing of Mystery Bob & Chapel to be heterosexual.


Not that there is anything wrong with that.



Um... kiddo, there's ALWAYS something wrong with you Chapel. I'm expecting something crazy to happen in your D&D game.

And I see your problem. You are using Altavista. I thought that search engine was dead!
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pdclose wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
No, 'cause I was referring to Mystery Bob - heterosexual, and Chapel ...


I don't know if you can consider the pairing of Mystery Bob & Chapel to be heterosexual.


Bad, bad Diane. Keep this up and I won't gm you what the search words were!!

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Rappak wrote:
And I see your problem. You are using Altavista. I thought that search engine was dead!

Hell, no--it's alive and kicking. It's the only search engine I use. About a billion times better than Google.
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Larry Levy wrote:
Rappak wrote:
And I see your problem. You are using Altavista. I thought that search engine was dead!

Hell, no--it's alive and kicking. It's the only search engine I use. About a billion times better than Google.


I have to agree with Larry. We use it all the time and I really like it over Google.

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I actually always preferred Lycos, but it is blocked at work!!
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