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Subject: INT. HIVEGOD HOUSEHOLD -- SATURDAY MORNING rss

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Chris Tannhauser
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ya gotta bunny/duck it in your head
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"I looked at my hands, I understood that one fine day, one fine evening to be precise, they would no longer be hands but some other awful thing." —Jack Kerouac
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MAYA GIRL: [reheating left-over pizza] I like spicy things in the morning.

HIVEGOD: Mm-hm. That's why you like me.

MAYA GIRL: I don't want a donut, I want the spicy meat.

HIVEGOD: I'm listening to everything you say as sexual innuendo.

MAYA GIRL: What? No--it's not!

HIVEGOD: [drooling] No donuts for you, just the spicy, spicy meat.

MAYA GIRL: [rolling eyes] Oh, jeez.
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Rick B
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Next time offer her your 'samosa,' the spicy meat-filled donut.
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Richard Hedke
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In one sense it's kind of surprising she speaks to you at all, but I imagine she's used to this sort of thing by now.
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Rudy
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...but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
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I would've gone for the donut, that sweet, sticky, and moist donut. Oh baby.
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Samuel Sol
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*tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
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My gf complains I'm sometimes too cheesy, I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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