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JonnyRotten
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Ok, let's save us all some effort, and instead of making your own "If Space Hulk Xs I'll Y" threads, and just post your Space Hulk joke threads in here.

I'll start it off:

If Space Hulk doesn't replace every single game in my collection, I'll poop my pants.

If Space Hulk doesn't replace Busen Memo as the go-to joke in every thread, I'll eat my Bohnanza deck..

See? I just saved us two Space Hulk threads right there (well, technically a net gain of 1, since you need to subtract this thread).

So bring your jokes here folks, lets stop filling up the front page with even more Space Hulk.
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If Space Hulk takes up one more thread...

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If Chuck Norris gets Space Hulk, rather than Space Hulk getting Chuck Norris, I'll watch every episode of Walker, Texas Ranger non-stop.
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OR... we could just compress a bunch of lists of compressed lists of "If Space Hulk... I'll..". Maybe the pressure would cause fission, and then we'd be done with them.

Note, uncontrolled Space Hulk thread fission may cause unintended damage to surrounding BGG threads.
 
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Space Hulk, Agricola and Powergrid walk into a bar...
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People sure seem to be upset at the idea of a game that isn't their favorite being ranked highly. Perhaps it is time for a resurgence... of Monkey Auto Races.
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Osirus wrote:
People sure seem to be upset at the idea of a game that isn't their favorite being ranked highly. Perhaps it is time for a resurgence... of Monkey Auto Races.


I'm not a hata, I just crush alot.

Actually, I'm just not a fan of seeing 15 different joke posts, each a slight variation of the last. So this was my effor to curtail that, and give the people who felt the need to share what they would do if Space Hulk did X a place to do it without adding more noise to the front page.
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jgilmour wrote:
Osirus wrote:
People sure seem to be upset at the idea of a game that isn't their favorite being ranked highly. Perhaps it is time for a resurgence... of Monkey Auto Races.


I'm not a hata, I just crush alot.

Actually, I'm just not a fan of seeing 15 different joke posts, each a slight variation of the last. So this was my effor to curtail that, and give the people who felt the need to share what they would do if Space Hulk did X a place to do it without adding more noise to the front page.

its like being in Chit Chat
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Reprints of Space Hulk, Warhammer Quest, and Space Crusade walk into a bar...
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What is Space Hulks? Some sort of game?
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If Space Hulk is ranked ahead of Agricola, I'll flog myself with ten games of Candy Land.
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If you think Space Hulk is about professional wrestling on the International Space Station, you MIGHT be a Redneck...

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Randy13 wrote:
What is Space Hulks? Some sort of game?


It's a big box with miniatures in it.

Oh, and some rules.
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What is the sound of a copy of Space Hulk falling in the forest?
 
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wifwendell wrote:
What is the sound of a copy of Space Hulk falling in the forest?



KRAK-THOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
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wifwendell wrote:
What is the sound of a copy of Space Hulk falling in the forest?


The same as the sound of a thousand geeks desperately scrambling through the woods?
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bleached_lizard wrote:
wifwendell wrote:
What is the sound of a copy of Space Hulk falling in the forest?


The same as the sound of a thousand geeks desperately scrambling through the woods?



And what exactly does that sound like. I think that's a sound I'd love to hear.
 
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Randy13 wrote:
What is Space Hulks? Some sort of game?

It's the breakfast cereal of 4 out of 5 Genestealers.
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What the hell happened here? I can't believe how many people think they are being witty making repeat threads of the same joke over and over again and it wasn't even funny the first time. shake

Man, I am officially embarrassed to be here, and I wasn't proud to begin with. Never before has the "geek" portion of this websites moniker been so brutally true as it has in the last couple days. What the hell am I doing with my time... soblue
 
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http://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/445822
 
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