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We all have guiding principles, whether we cop to it or not, though if you don't cop to it it's probably something halfway between the Kama Sutra and a fast food commercial. While struggling to stick to mine the other day—really struggling—I asked myself, "Why is this so like trying to squeeze 800-lbs. of man-ape with five testicles into a baby-monkey jar?" The answer, of course, was right in front of me: PEOPLE. People make it hard. I realized, all a-squeezin' and a-strugglin', that if the guy in front of me had the foresight to get my life philosophy peeled down to core principles and then tattooed on his forehead, things would be a lot easier for me.

I'm talking about some badass, Olde English script that says:

KEEP MOVING & DON'T BE A DICK

On everyone's forehead. Even babies. Maybe especially babies.

How about you?
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HiveGod wrote:
How about you?


I'm still trying to make the rice, dammit. Still have a lot of rice grains to pick up.
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MGBM wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
How about you?


I'm still trying to make the rice, dammit. Still have a lot of rice grains to pick up.

Too long. Now you're all down around the cheek and onto the neck like some kind of weird alphabet scarf.
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HiveGod wrote:
MGBM wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
How about you?


I'm still trying to make the rice, dammit. Still have a lot of rice grains to pick up.

Too long. Now you're all down around the cheek and onto the neck like some kind of weird alphabet scarf.


Maybe I should add the scarf to the recipe for added flavor...

Thanks!
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pronoblem wrote:
I have tattoos over each nipple... one says GIN and the other says RUM.


Where is the "MY"?

On second thought, forget I asked.
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