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Amy Wiles
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Yes, it's what you think it is: a composting toilet! You can get one of four models.

* Standard - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses a manual mixer.
* Deluxe - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses an automatic mixer.
* Non-Electric - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses no electricity.
* XL - Up to 4 people full time or 6 people part time. Uses an automatic mixer.

The XL will only set you back 2 grand. And you can install it in the middle of a room!

gulp

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Perfect for those marathon sessions of D&D - no more need to hold up the party in the middle of combat.
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David Molnar
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???

Does it play Throbbing Gristle songs on an infinite loop?
So... why would I want one?
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molnar wrote:
???

Does it play Throbbing Gristle songs on an infinite loop?
So... why would I want one?


Only if you plug an iPod into it.

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Tony Allen
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This should have been:

"Guess what this is."

* Standard - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses a manual mixer.
* Deluxe - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses an automatic mixer.
* Non-Electric - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses no electricity.
* XL - Up to 4 people full time or 6 people part time. Uses an automatic mixer.

The XL will only set you back 2 grand. And you can install it in the middle of a room!

Spoiler (click to reveal)
A composting toilet
And here's a Picture
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(I'd never had guessed.)
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I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. I would love to become a professional whistler.I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. Make my living out of it.
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Um... that's pretty weird.
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this cubicle needs that upgrade

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[q="amwiles"]



* Standard - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses a manual mixer.

Here's your manual mixer!!
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davestephens wrote:
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* Standard - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses a manual mixer.

Here's your manual mixer!!


wait !
it's being mixed not eaten gulp gulp
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stargate wrote:
davestephens wrote:
[q="amwiles"]



* Standard - Up to 3 people full time or 4 people part time. Uses a manual mixer.

Here's your manual mixer!!


wait !
it's being mixed not eaten :gulp: :gulp:


You're right! Here's the real mixer!
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When I was 13, my family lived in a historic school teacher's cabin on an island in South Puget Sound. About 700 square feet, running water drawn from the creek out back, Franklin Stove, composting toilet.

The composting toilet was an upgrade following my Step-father's near-death experience when the outhouse collapsed. I heard him cry out as the wood creaked and splintered, and looked up in time to catch his pants-ankled leap in profile.

No, I'm not making this up.
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No thanks. I already have one of these.



And yes, I read a lot in the toilet.
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Ok, I had to wikipedia it. Damn me for reading it just after lunch.
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I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. I would love to become a professional whistler.I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. Make my living out of it.
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yohanleafheart wrote:
Ok, I had to wikipedia it. Damn me for reading it just after lunch.
This whole thread weirds me out.
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the installation cost extra $500
call this guy


for $500 more he will provide you with this


no checks ... cash in advance only
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