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Okay, it was suggested in another thread that we should set up a chit chat commune. What with the economy and such, we may need it sooner than later.

I can crochet, I'll make hats and scarves for everyone.

And I could embroider some tea towels for the kitchen.

And I can make stuffed animals.

And I can cook gourmet dinners (minus the gourmet part).

So, what will you job be?

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I'm a dab hand at growing Vegtables and other plants.

Still suck at Agricola though!
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I can be one of the IT nerds who slaves away (remotely) in one of the cabins in the back (we'll set up cubicles! wheeeee!) so we can afford games and a big community centre with a pool table and a fully stocked bar
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Jatoha wrote:
Okay, it was suggested in another thread that we should set up a chit chat commune. What with the economy and such, we may need it sooner than later.

I can crochet, I'll make hats and scarves for everyone.

And I could embroider some tea towels for the kitchen.

And I can make stuffed animals.

And I can cook gourmet dinners (minus the gourmet part).

So, what will you job be?



I can annoy and pester.

Guess that makes me the resident evil sauron
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I'm not sure how my web development skills would help the commune. But I am also a fully trained Electrician too.

You have no idea how appealing this idea is to me...
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I can fight to keep the zombie hoards away from our walls.

Thats why we're building this commune right?
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I'm great at telling other people what to do. whistle
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Male Concubine.

When that fails, I'll help Van with the IT duties.
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renegaderebel wrote:
I can fight to keep the zombie hoards away from our walls.

Thats why we're building this commune right?


Zombies, bill collectors, feds, it's all the same.
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Im good at basic carpentry so I could cover repairs etc to an extent. I also have roofing experience so that would come in handy when we need new shingles on our cabins.

I can also cook but I think for that size of a group I would rather help prepare the food.

Oh and yardwork although I hate it, Im rather good at cutting grass, weed eating, pulling vines etc.
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I've spent 3 months apprenticing with a samurai sword maker. I'll go with blacksmith.
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Progmode wrote:
Male Concubine.

When that fails, I'll help Van with the IT duties.


With the amount of IT experience moving into the commune we could probably create ChitChatGeek.com and turn it into the ultimate social networking site.

I'd help with the concubine thing. However the last two times my wife got pregnant we figured out it only took one attempt each. So it's probably safer if I sit that one out.
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Do we need a pilot?

No??

hmmmm.....


I have pizza delivery guy experience, how about that??

Still no?


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I can pick out snacks, and recommend good books. And ... uh, catalog our vast collection of books.

Wow. When the apocalypse comes, I'm going to wind up as Soylent Green.
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I can make and distribute paphlets. Just get me a printing press. Locusshifter's words will travel further.

I can critique tickmanfan's guitar... with a hammer if necessary.

I can collect and dry plant leaves for teas.
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Verkisto wrote:
Wow. When the apocalypse comes, I'm going to wind up as Soylent Green.

And you thought you couldn't contribute anything useful.
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Also, to add my wife's talents.

She can nitpick, find fault and complain just about anything.

She can also break bricks with her fist.
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I have a second hobby of making furniture (although I haven't done anything big in a couple of years) so I suppose I can build some crap. I've been known to do basic electrical stuff, home repairs, I can sweat a copper pipe joint (that sounds bad doesn't it?), and I've roofed my own garage...I guess I can be the local handy man.

Oh, and I can kill spiders when screaming occurs.




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If we are bringing our families my wife will be really helpful. Me not so much.
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Drudiusmaximus wrote:
If we are bringing our families my wife will be really helpful. Me not so much.


Are we going to be that kind of commune? You know free love for all...
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matthew.marquand wrote:

Oh, and I can kill spiders when screaming occurs.


Most important skill yet! I can scream like a girly when the spiders come near.

Important point: Is this a pre or post apocalypse commune?
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Greendan wrote:
Important point: Is this a pre or post apocalypse commune?


More likely, a wishful thinking commune.

Someone should merge our game collection data for those interested here and figure out what the commune's game library would be like.
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solove wrote:
Also, to add my wife's talents.

She can nitpick, find fault and complain just about anything.

She can also break bricks with her fist.
An excellent combination of skills, they compliment each other nicely.

I offer my skills as a sarcastic ass. Does that help?

What about my incredible ability to injure myself doing the most mundane of tasks?

Oh! I know! I'll lend my skills of sleeping... crap... I've even been screwing that up lately. I'll just sit outside the gate and look sad.
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