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Walking across the room, I am stopped in my tracks by a commercial for an animated movie with a lot of laser beams and explosions. My wife takes the opportunity to tease me.

L: Animaaaation. You caaan't resiiiist.

JG (eyes glazed, mouth slightly open): I, um, uh....

The commercial ends. A commercial for a moisturizing cream starts. I snap out of it and start walking away.

L: ...aaand the spell is broken.

JG: Well it's just a regular person now. That's boring. Who cares about that?

L: That's no regular person, that's Elle MacPherson.

JG: But it's not like she shoots lasers out of her head or anything.

L: She probably does.
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I'm always blinded by the power of models' headlights.
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My wife sneaked up behind me while I was working in the garden. I was so startled I soiled myself.
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Well, they wouldn't be called supermodels if there wasn't something super about them. I suspect they have "superconvincibility" -- the genetic ability to make people look at them and want to buy any product they advertise.
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Wait, I thought it was the sea bass that had lasers fired from their heads?
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maybe they have a superior ability to surive when not eating enough food or something
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They have this ability to make 50% of the humans in a 60ft radius around them stop thinking properly.
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locusshifter wrote:
I'm always blinded by the power of models' headlights.
Those are just stickers.
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CrankyPants wrote:
Those are just stickers pasties.


Fixed that for you.
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virre wrote:
maybe they have a superior ability to surive when not eating enough food or something


New Stick Model action figure with Super Bulemic action...she pukes up to fifty feet!
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I'm always amazed of the power of animation on men. What is it about animation that you makes you have to watch it? We're talking about something important. (No really -- you probably brought it up. We're probably even discussing which game we should play next. Or something that happened in Chit Chat. Or maybe even da da dah bacon.) Then a commercial for something animated comes on. Now you must watch it while pretending to keep the conversation going.

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Animation by itself doesn't do much for me. If something animated comes on I can easily walk away.

However, my kids are a different story. It could be an animated worm dissection or wind blowing throyugh trees and my daughters would watch it for hours.

That or anything with Mike Rowe in it.
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amwiles wrote:
I'm always amazed of the power of animation on men.

Total sexist comment! But no, you're absolutely right, and I have no idea why. I wish they would animate all the congressmen on C-SPAN. Then maybe I would know what the hell was going on in this country.
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Gola wrote:
amwiles wrote:
I'm always amazed of the power of animation on men.

Total sexist comment! But no, you're absolutely right, and I have no idea why. I wish they would animate all the congressmen on C-SPAN. Then maybe I would know what the hell was going on in this country.


I guess I was putting you and my husband and my friend's husband all in the same group and getting men.

Sorry. blush I was expecting jokes about Jeff.

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amwiles wrote:
Sorry. blush

Aw, I'm just funnin' with ya.
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Gola wrote:
amwiles wrote:
Sorry. blush

Aw, I'm just funnin' with ya.


I'm not.

 
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Tyra Banks thinks she has superpowers:



But in fact she's just bats*** crazy.
 
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