Bela's dead and Vampira won't talk
Oh my God. It is Wine BGG:
Wife's asleep, so I'm in.
She's snoring, so I'm in for two.
And who am I kidding? Dry Creek Zin with a Nintendo monster on the bottle? Screw it, I'm grabbing a case. (And this is why I've stayed away from that site ever since it went live.)
I'm telling you, people, this is the Ding & Dent Chaos in the Old World all over again.