Tonight, it's either Ultimate Terrors (in a disused Walmart, I believe) or Terror on 10th Street (a guided tour of an "actual" haunted house). Scream Country, the youtube ad linked above, is about an hour and a half drive, so that'll have to wait for next weekend.
Closer to home, we've got Terror Behind the Trees, which is a backwoods trail manned by drunk hillbillies. The scariest part is when you can smell the whiskey on the breath of the person swinging a dulled machete near you. Also, The Black Hole, which blew my mind a couple years ago on my first go-through but failed to evolve last year.
What I don't want: those spinning vortex tubes. They give me instant vertigo.