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Matthew M
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I was able to pull some strings and get a true celebrity to take the CCotD baton.

Without further ado, let us all devour the metallic rodent soul of:

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Here are BOB bot's two lies and a lie:

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1. Bob is of two minds on many things

2. Bob was exiled from the North Pole for reasons of polar security

3. Bob was featured in the National Geographic series "Taboo"


And some questions to start you off:

BOB bot - why don't you participate on BGG during the other 10 months of the year?

Is there a Mrs. BOB bot in your life? Is she naughty, or nice?

I really need to pee right now...is this your doing, BOB bot?

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Would you short out if Wonder Woman pooped on your chest?
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Bob, I'm assuming that you are just sitting there floating in water without any momentum. Otherwise, we would call you Skip, right?
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CAn I be you?
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Bob can a borrow your bacon scepter next week? I need it for a thing that I am going to.
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Congratz MacRat!

Is it true that squirrels are just rats with a better tail?

Have you ever made your own flavour of vodka?

Is it hard to find pants your size? How about socks?

How'd you score your pad in Barbados? Kill someone did you?

What's your favourite movie with a rodent in it?

You still hang with Bill Murray?
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Do you truly feel the Christmas spirit all year round, or is it just superglued to your head? Hot-glued?

What can I do to avoid being crushed, crushed by your jolly boots of doom?
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ZZzzzzwwwwweeeeeepppppppp

Pit-TONG!

Good Morning Chit Chat Citizens.

I am honored to be participating in this strange custom of your people.



Octavian wrote:

BOB bot - why don't you participate on BGG during the other 10 months of the year?


My creation date prevented me from participating sooner. I would like to participate longer, but my internal processors are programmed to shut down after the holiday season.

Octavian wrote:
Is there a Mrs. BOB bot in your life? Is she naughty, or nice?


My creator has refused my repeated requests for companionship.

I weep at night alone.

Actually I do not weep, as I have no emotions.

Octavian wrote:
I really need to pee right now...is this your doing, BOB bot?


Why do I have the feeling that this will not be the last question referring to bodily functions??
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HiveGod wrote:
Would you short out if Wonder Woman pooped on your chest?


As you can see, my previous answer was highly accurate.
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KSensei wrote:
Bob, I'm assuming that you are just sitting there floating in water without any momentum. Otherwise, we would call you Skip, right?


I compute that this question is part of the customs and culture of your land.

Actually, I do not BOB, but I do bot.

I'll let you figure out what that means.
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yohanleafheart wrote:
CAn I be you?


Three easy steps:

Step One: Obtain a large rodent carcass

Step two: Bring it to life with a large lightning rod

Step three: Transfer all your memories and thoughts to the newly created being.

You still won't be me, but you'll be awesome.

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jeRm! wrote:
Bob can a borrow your bacon scepter next week? I need it for a thing that I am going to.


Do you want the large one or the Super-size?
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Congratulations, BOB bot! Please complete these sentences (this should be interesting):

1. Love is ___________.

2. Something weird about, um... Barbados... that no one else knows is ___________.

3. BOB bot's favorite book with a robot as the main character is __________.
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Congratulations BOB BOT!!!!!!!!!!

Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!!

Onto my usual ninja mysterious ninja questions:

1) How many naked Barbies do you see? Naked Barbie Bots?

2) How many dirty children shorts do you currently have (remember it is the shorts that are dirty, not the children)? Dirty children Bot shorts?

3) Cupcakes or chorizo?

4) Barbies or Bratz?

5) Basement or Attic?

6) Hurricane or Earthquake?

7) What?

8) Are you going to BGG CON?

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Since you're a Robot and all, will you be able to eat anything when Coldie, Erniepaul, and I inevitably derail the thread tomorrow with Crime Time Diner comestibles?

Also, do you know any of the following robots personally?
Marvin
Rosie
T-800
T-1000
Data
Lore
MWChapel


Thanks for your time.
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Reprint wrote:
Congratz MacRat!

Is it true that squirrels are just rats with a better tail?


That's like saying a ninja is a clown with a better outfit!

Reprint wrote:
Have you ever made your own flavour of vodka?


Acorn Vodka is delicious.

Reprint wrote:
Is it hard to find pants your size? How about socks?


I've been informed that pants are for sissies.

Socks would be appreciated but I avoid them so as to not hinder my ability to scamper up a tree.

Reprint wrote:
How'd you score your pad in Barbados? Kill someone did you?


Kill someone, I did not.

I believe my programmers have a secret wish to live in Barbados

Also, squirrels are worshiped as gods there.

Reprint wrote:
What's your favourite movie with a rodent in it?


Return of the Jedi (ewoks are rodents, right?)

Reprint wrote:
You still hang with Bill Murray?


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
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Mike A wrote:
Do you truly feel the Christmas spirit all year round, or is it just superglued to your head? Hot-glued?


It's drilled in my head.

That, and some eggs.

Mike A wrote:
What can I do to avoid being crushed, crushed by your jolly boots of doom?


How's want doom?
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How much wood can you chuck Bob?

Isn't your name really Barney?
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Sinister Dexter wrote:
Congratulations, BOB bot! Please complete these sentences (this should be interesting):

1. Love is ___________.

2. Something weird about, um... Barbados... that no one else knows is ___________.

3. BOB bot's favorite book with a robot as the main character is __________.



1. Love is a complete re-boot and defrag, along with a tasty acorn.

2. Something Weird about Barbados that no one else knows is their idolization of squirrels, well, no everyone knows THAT. Actually it's that they are building an army of robotic Squirrels to... oh crap, I wasn't supposed to mention that.

3. BOB bot's favorite book with a robot as the main character is Robot Dreams.

*sniff* I get a little verklempt just thinking about it. *sniff sniff*
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HiveGod wrote:
Would you short out if Wonder Woman pooped on your chest?


Upon additional consideration I must say, this comes distressingly close to a video I've, um, heard about on teh intertubes. As long as the poop was not blue, I think I'd be OK. Grossed out, but OK.

BTW has anyone *ever* seen a Super Hero use the facilities? I mean don't ya think someone would have run into one of the capes by now? Seems odd...
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KSensei wrote:
How much wood can you chuck Bob?

Isn't your name really Barney?


There was a bit of controversy about my name. Apparently one MisterCranky believes that he is the originator of my name. My "real" name is *[squeek][squeeker][NAAAnaaaaaaa][grrrrrrrrr][tchtchktchk]*

Of course my mother just called me *[tchktchk]*

Barney seems much easier for y'all.
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Okay BOB bot, you know the drill. You're trapped on a desert island. All you have with you is an elven squirrel, your breakfast, and a copy of the hit party game Taboo. Tell us how you escaped.
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So BOB Bot, do robotic squirrels dream of electric nuts?
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Do Santa & Mrs. Claus welcome you to the North Pole? or are you banned from their home.
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Hey Bob. NIce to hear from you again! Congrats and all that.

Who?
What?
Where?
Really?
Why?
How?
You sure?
May I?
Inconceivable?
348912?


Tell me a story. 5 Bobmess participants. Go.
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