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Police: Man Says Jesus Set Him Up For Drug Arrest

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A man on home incarceration was arrested Friday after officers found drug paraphernalia that the suspect said belonged to Jesus.

According to arrest records, the man denied that the materials were his and told officers that they may belong to Jesus, who was setting him up.


I edited it for brevity but this is the meat of the story. The man did mean Jesus and not hay-SOOS.

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If only he'd blamed in on the Higgs Boson.

Then he'd be a Genius!
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CrankyPants wrote:
If only he'd blamed in on the Higgs Boson.

Then he'd be a Genius!



Yes, but how could he prove it?
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ChonChuuk wrote:
CrankyPants wrote:
If only he'd blamed in on the Higgs Boson.

Then he'd be a Genius!



Yes, but how could he prove it?


Step 1: Build an LHC
Step 2: ???
Step 3: THC!
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Well, maybe he wasn't lying and it really belonged to Jesus.

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