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I am now officially at war with my own chest. I was really sick a while back for about three weeks. Since recovering from that I've had a cough that WILL NOT STOP for three weeks straight.

The pharmaceutical weapons I have already tried have been many and varied. Thus far the only thing I have found that affords any sort of relief has been Altoids. So I've had super-minty breath from constantly having an Altoid in my mouth for two weeks.

So today I go to the Dr. and try to get some big, thermonuclear weaponry to aid in my fight. Do you have any special guerrilla remedies I should be trying? I'm desperate.
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Get some leeches and put them on your chest, they'll suck the bad blood out.
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Stop being a pussy.
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You can have some of my chili and then you will be too afraid to cough.
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
Get some leeches and put them on your chest, they'll suck the bad blood out.


Leeches are SO medieval.

To effectively do your blood letting you need a Scarificator:



A few weeks of daily use of this and you won't even notice a cough at all.

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MWChapel wrote:
Stop being a pussy.


Women have Destroyed Sci-Fi

Stop being a pussy Mike.

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Go out and split some logs.

Not only will that prove you're not a pussy but you'll get your C-P working and just work that crap out of your lungs.

I find that a couple days of jogging at the end of a cold will end things a lot faster than whining about it.
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I expected more boobs in this thread.

No, not man-boobs.
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CrankyPants wrote:
Go out and split some logs.

Not only will that prove you're not a pussy but you'll get your C-P working and just work that crap out of your lungs.

I find that a couple days of jogging at the end of a cold will end things a lot faster than whining about it.
I've been going to the gym. It's just damned stubborn.
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
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Stop being a pussy.


Women have Destroyed Sci-Fi

Stop being a pussy Mike.



Telling SciFi to stop being a pussy...is being a pussy?

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MWChapel wrote:
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MWChapel wrote:
Stop being a pussy.


Women have Destroyed Sci-Fi

Stop being a pussy Mike.



Telling SciFi to stop being a pussy...is being a pussy?



The whining certainly is.
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No, not man-boobs.


Thank you for the clarification, but I don't think that'll be enough.

//damn you!
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:


whining


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MWChapel wrote:
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No, not man-boobs.


Thank you for the clarification, but I don't think that'll be enough.

//damn you!
Nope.
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MWChapel wrote:
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All these fem-goths have messed up my reading, because the market has become tailored to only pick up submissions that target that audience and not my newly "niche" market who love hard scifi.



Aww poor Chappy, the women are messing up his interests, poor thing, soon he'll not be able to find ANY sci-fi books worthy of his eyes...you might even need a tissue Mike.
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Prednisone. Of couse, that takes a doctor...

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amwiles wrote:

Prednisone. Of couse, that takes a doctor...


Or someone with pharmaceutical keys...cool
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:


Aww poor Chappy, the women are messing up his interests, poor thing, soon he'll not be able to find ANY sci-fi books worthy of his eyes...you might even need a tissue Mike.


Ah, poor Me, no one thinks my attempts at making Chapel look like a pussy is working, boo hoo, my vagina is sore, maybe my cats will think it's funny. Huh muffin?

Hey that works GREAT!
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MWChapel wrote:
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Aww poor Chappy, the women are messing up his interests, poor thing, soon he'll not be able to find ANY sci-fi books worthy of his eyes...you might even need a tissue Mike.


Ah, poor Me, no one thinks my attempts at making Chapel look like a pussy is working, boo hoo, my vagina is sore, maybe my cats will think it's funny. Huh muffin?

Hey that works GREAT!


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Nah Mike, I didnt have to do a thing, this post does all the work for me.

I love it when you get all riled up Mike...its almost quaint.
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Nah Mike, I didnt have to do a thing, this post does all the work for me.

I love it when you get all riled up Mike...its almost quaint.


And I took you with me, how cute.

EDIT: Oops, forgot laugh and a to show how unaffected I am.
 
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MWChapel wrote:
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Nah Mike, I didnt have to do a thing, this post does all the work for me.

I love it when you get all riled up Mike...its almost quaint.


And I took you with me, how cute.

EDIT: Oops, forgot laugh and a to show how unaffected I am.


Were just 2 peas in a pod Mike. Why on earth would you be affected or unaffected by anything I posted? I thought it to all be in good humor and fun (including your responses).


 
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Were just 2 peas in a pod Mike. Why on earth would you be affected or unaffected by anything I posted? I thought it to all be in good humor and fun (including your responses).


It is fun! I love giving all the members of the Chit-Chat ladies tea club a hard time. It makes me laugh and laugh.

You ladies are awesome. With your kitties, and your doilies and you pink stuff.
 
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... I don't know what to make out of you two. I just hope you two don't start skipping down aisles and smothering each other with blue poop.
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I have to fight the change where I can...before it's too late.

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