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I just came out of a stall in the men's room.

There was a guy standing at the sink in bedroom slippers, rinsing one foot in the sink. He had a toothbrush and a bottle of shampoo on the sink edge.

I considered saying something to him, but was scared that he might ask me about the onion in my pocket.
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Hey, anything to cut down on the commute time.
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Well, yeah, if you were in the stall, he couldn't use the normal foot rinsing technique....

...What?
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jeffreyac wrote:
Well, yeah, if you were in the stall, he couldn't use the normal foot rinsing technique....

...What?


OR, he was just waiting till you finished so he could wash his hair.

Swirly, anyone?
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thorndor wrote:
jeffreyac wrote:
Well, yeah, if you were in the stall, he couldn't use the normal foot rinsing technique....

...What?


OR, he was just waiting till you finished so he could wash his hair.

Swirly, anyone?


I hate getting a swirly, I must say!

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jeffwiles wrote:

I considered saying something to him, but was scared that he might ask me about the onion in my pocket.


Maybe he would have asked you to help him wash his back(side).
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When I was in college I was sitting in a stall taking care of business and I suddenly saw a pair of sneakers under the door. I looked up and saw the person wearing those sneakers peering in at me through the crack between the stall door and the wall. I yelled "What the f***!" and he quickly walked away and exited the men's room. Creepy stuff.
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Yeah, my first at Ohio State was in Lincoln Tower, :shudder:

One time I went into the suite bathroom and this guy was standing butt naked in front of the mirrors giving himself a sponge bath. Even though the showers were empty. shake

Of course, more surprising is when you go to open the door to the restroom and a girl comes out.

I was in Taylor Tower, the Honor's Dorm, the next year, much better.
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mileser wrote:

Of course, more surprising is when you go to open the door to the restroom and a girl comes out.



You found this surprising in college? This seemed like such an everyday occurrence that it didn't even hit my radar.
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thorndor wrote:
mileser wrote:

Of course, more surprising is when you go to open the door to the restroom and a girl comes out.



You found this surprising in college? This seemed like such an everyday occurrence that it didn't even hit my radar.
He forgot to mention that he was enrolled in a Catholic seminary.
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jeffwiles wrote:


I just came out of a stall in the men's room.

There was a guy standing at the sink in bedroom slippers, rinsing one foot in the sink. He had a toothbrush and a bottle of shampoo on the sink edge.

I considered saying something to him, but was scared that he might ask me about the onion in my pocket.


You were at Grand Central Station?
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