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Chris
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My cat thinks his ass is charming.

It's worse, now that he likes to sleep up close to my head.

Turn that thing around!

Anyone else's cat think their cat bottom is magnificent?

I woke up this morning with the thought that I had to post this on BGG.
I've never had that thought before, so I did.
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Thanks for reminding me. I've got to take a pencil sharpener to work. I keep forgetting, so I'll get one now.
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I believe Fraser is the resident cat bum expert, perhaps you could send him a pm.

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What, do you want a cat-ass-trophy?
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Liumas wrote:
It's worse, now that he likes to sleep up close to my head.

Turn that thing around!


You should find out which cat food causes the least stinky cat farts.
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Drew1365 wrote:
Liumas wrote:
I woke up this morning with the thought that I had to post this on BGG.
I've never had that thought before, so I did.


As I clicked on this thread, I asked myself, "Why are you clicking on a thread titled "My cat's ass"? Didn't the "Poop on a stick" thread teach you anything?


It would have been worse if you followed it up with a thread called "Drew's ass"
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My pug likes to display his butt. I'm thinking of inventing some little device that hooks around his tail and hangs so that it covers it up. Maybe make a little flower design..or a smiley face..or Hivegod's avatar!
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Your cat is trying to be polite. It is feline protocol to sniff the behind. It shows that he loves you and trusts you.


It's also gross.
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Drew1365 wrote:
KSensei wrote:
My pug likes to display his butt. I'm thinking of inventing some little device that hooks around his tail and hangs so that it covers it up. Maybe make a little flower design..or a smiley face..or Hivegod's avatar!


You know, with the right pitchman, you've got the makings for an amazingly profitable product there.



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Drew1365 wrote:
 


I was going to say "pet thinks its ass is charming" was the exact reason why I hate pugs, but I've been beaten to it.
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erak wrote:
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I was going to say "pet thinks its ass is charming" was the exact reason why I hate pugs, but I've been beaten to it.


And by "beaten to it", I mean Shamwow guy solicited me, then kicked my ass.
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erak wrote:
erak wrote:
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I was going to say "pet thinks its ass is charming" was the exact reason why I hate pugs, but I've been beaten to it.


And by "beaten to it", I mean Shamwow guy solicited me, then kicked my ass.


You're gonna love my nuts.
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Aww, cmon Erik! If you can get over the butthole, pugs are awesome! They snore and fart and belch and drink beer...And they aren't yappy!
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One of my two cats hates his own azz. He wipes it on the bathroom runner all the time.
Can't really blame him, as I wouldn't lick my own azz clean either.
He's a pretty smart fella, actually. laugh

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EYE of NiGHT wrote:
Thanks for reminding me. I've got to take a pencil sharpener to work. I keep forgetting, so I'll get one now.


I'm curious what lead you to say that.

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jrbentley wrote:
EYE of NiGHT wrote:
Thanks for reminding me. I've got to take a pencil sharpener to work. I keep forgetting, so I'll get one now.


I'm curious what lead you to say that.



I need to erase this from my memory.
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Both my cats love to sleep with their asses on my face. I'm sure there is a message there that I'm not getting.
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Both my cats love to sleep with their asses on my face. I'm sure there is a message there that I'm not getting.
Strangely I've just lost any urge to own a cat. If the dog would just move to my in-laws I'd be set.
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He is the dark gray guy, shown next to his orange bro.
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Hey, try sleeping with 4 Scottish Terriers who also love their asses.
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MGBM wrote:
Hey, try sleeping with 4 Scottish Terriers who also love their asses.

Are they sluts, too, like my guy?
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Liumas wrote:
MGBM wrote:
Hey, try sleeping with 4 Scottish Terriers who also love their asses.

Are they sluts, too, like my guy?


Oh no, they're just happy to fart in my general direction.
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A long time ago, I moved into a big house with three other people. One of them had 4 cats. One of the cats was on my bed one day, grooming herself. She was methodically licking her front leg, then she moved on to her paw pads. She took one lick, stopped, held her paw out and looked at it, then sniffed, sneezed violently and ceased grooming said paw. It was funny.
I loled.
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MGBM wrote:
Oh no, they're just happy to fart in my general direction.

Oh I see. You have French Monty Python Terriers.
Like water off a duck's back, right?

My guyz' name is Tailchaser, because he does.
But this thread gives his name a whole new meaning.
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