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Dave L.
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Enjoy some brilliant art.

"The greatest idea in the history of the world came to me as I was cutting my toenails on the bus."

purplewurple shows us all the ideas it beat out



bjhendricks
"On the bus, Keanu clips his toenails and thinks about the strangest EPYC sentence he ever saw."


Kodeir


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"Unable to check his Geekmail on BGG while riding the bus to and from work, Thomas "Neo" Anderson found himself clipping his toenails to pass the time, in order to keep from going crazy; as a result, he was often the only passenger in the back half of the bus.

Muzza



shininiu finally gets us off the bus

"When Neo was banned from an on-line meditation website, his only pleasure was to clip his toenails whenever, wherever and with whatever, much to the disgust of Trinity and Morpheus."



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Reish Galuta
"After the ban on meditation, Neo's obsessive toenail clipping nauseated Trinity and Morpheus, but the cat seemed hungrily intrigued."



BaSL adds his signature dark clouds of anger



and with Quixote171, the greatest idea is officially lost
"Fighting a sense of deja vu, Neo trimmed his toenails as Morpheus and Trinity angrily stood watch for the floating one armed boy who didn't belong. A typical Friday night for them, really."[/q][/q]
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I can't believe neo and toenails remained throughout that!
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Samuel Sol
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The fact that everyone recognized Neo and Keanu means that matrix really was a great movie. Too bad they never made sequels.
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Knock knock open up the door it's Riel
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I was trying to draw Hugh Laurie as Greg House, as he frequently comes up with brilliant ideas while doing something seemingly unrelated (and anti-social), but Keanu works too, I guess
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