As the author of this oath, and a bit of an artist, I have upped my game:
I've found the final? edit with plans for a silkscreen*
In broiling day, in glacial night, No excuse shall escape my spite. Let those who worship home's sweet sight, Be all ye pussies? It's Gaming Nite!
*complete with picture of a fat gamer/larper in too-tight clothes reminiscent of GL's, a LotR one ring on his finger, a d20 chest emblem and instead of the green aura, a green miasma(ripe gamers are always the spitiest).