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Subject: The Green Gamer Oath rss

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Eric Jome
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Today, it is snowing heavily and our regular gaming night is threatened with cancellation. I told the crew I would understand if they decided not to come, considering the weather. Josh replied;

In brightest day, in snowiest night,
no gaming shall escape me, right.
Let those who worship home's sweet sight,
Be total pussies, it's Gaming Nite!


Now THAT is an oath I can get behind!



Shame on you if you don't get the reference - check out the source;

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Joshua Deacon
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As the author of this oath, and a bit of an artist,
I have upped my game:

I've found the final? edit with plans for a silkscreen*

In broiling day, in glacial night,
No excuse shall escape my spite.
Let those who worship home's sweet sight,
Be all ye pussies? It's Gaming Nite!


*complete with picture of a fat gamer/larper in too-tight clothes reminiscent of GL's, a LotR one ring on his finger, a d20 chest emblem and instead of the green aura, a green miasma(ripe gamers are always the spitiest).

-jd
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Jaime Lawrence
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Jingle Bells, Cthanta Smells, I will kick his ass
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You guys are SOOOO making me want to create oaths for all the other Lantern Corps aas gamers now...
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