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I plan to see my cousin in a production of Cats and try to ignore the televised and internet pleas to buy **** for my special someone. Because I'm single!

So what do other singles have planned? Chocolate for one? Watch a DVD at home? Cry into your pillow because the world is so unfair? I wish y'all well.
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I plan to antagonize my wife by not doing anything for Valentine's Day, thereby becoming single, which will lead to an increased vitality, which will in turn lead to more exercise and taking care of myself, which will fail and cause a massive stroke, leading immediately to death.
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An observation: No one ever says Saint Valentine's Day anymore unless they are referring to The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. I'm single and unattached, too. I think take the money saved on a St Vee gift and dinner and go to Open Range Sports and rent a machine gun.



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I'm taking my best platonic female friend out to lunch in the country.
I bought her pink Smarties and some Love Tarts.

She'll give me some elementary school style Valentines card, candy and hopefully chocolate.

Fuck Valentines. We do this anyway; we're friends.
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Yes, but she doesn't love me. sauronninjarobotzombiearrrh
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Drew1365 wrote:
scribidinus wrote:

I think take the money saved on a St Vee gift and dinner and go to Open Range Sports and rent a machine gun.


They have such places!? Places where you can RENT A MACHINE GUN!?!?!

That would make for an awesome date. Who wants to babysit?



Drew that's a great idea. My lady friend and I have talked about renting an smg and St Vee Day might be the right time.

The website:

http://www.openrangesports.com/

Cool video tour and they shoot machine guns at the end.

http://www.openrangesports.com/press/story_114.php?PHPSESSID...

They have added one, the Glock 18C. The same size as the 9mm Glock 17 duty pistol but with full auto and a compensated barrel.
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I plan on forgetting what date it is, like I do every week, watch a movie, play some games, and enjoy every bit of it.
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My lady friend just called and asked if I'd like to have dinner this evening. We are strictly platonic, each pays his/her own way, so I can go upscale and still be affordable.


EDIT: Most joints were booked up for St Vee Day. But around 4:30 one of our favorite little joints called with a cancellation for an early, 5:45, seating and we took it. I had bison short ribs prepared sauerbraten style and two glasses of a shiraz whose name escapes me. She had the pork tenderloin. We split dessert and we split the check. My half with tip was $54.00. To rent the H&K MP5 is $55.00 plus $20 per additional magazine. I may have blown my machine gun rental money. May I can get her to split the rental. I'll think about it and decide tomorrow.
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Drink. And while drinking, do maybe any and/or all of the above things said and maybe any and/or all of the below things said too. BLEH.
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Drew1365 wrote:
Reprint wrote:
I'm taking my best platonic female friend out to lunch in the country.
I bought her pink Smarties and some Love Tarts.

She'll give me some elementary school style Valentines card, candy and hopefully chocolate.

Fuck Valentines. We do this anyway; we're friends.


She likes you! She likes you! She likes you!


No.......she's waiting for Mike to sweep her off her feet!! whistle


Now, I love you Mike!! What more could you ask for???
 
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Have fun on Valentine's Day.

Remember, puppets don't tell tales.
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