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Barry Cott
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I don't know how many progressive metal fans there are on BGG, but from the first time I heard the song "Oblivion" from the Mastodon album "Crack the Skye", all I could hear in the chorus was "Now I've lost at Dominion".

The "Oblivion" video is available here:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid4020141001?b...

So to finally put this to rest, I've written a set of lyrics Weird Al would be very at home with, if he was both a Mastodon and a Dominion fan.

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Dominion based on "Oblivion" by Mastodon with major apologies to the band

I bought a Throne Room before it was time
Bought all Villages and held them inside my hand
Waiting for you to discard your hand
I almost had a province in my sight

Thief witch
Action chains failing
Faster than cards are playing
How can I tell you that I've failed?
Tell you I failed

Falling from grace cause I've collected too long
Leaving me behind with your awesome cards
Now I've lost at Dominion

I tried to chapel my way into the game
Trashing all the coppers and estates from my hand
A thinned-out hand can't be wrong
Ignorant bliss, impending doom

Thief witch
Action chains failing
Faster than cards are playing
How can I tell you that I've failed?
Tell you I failed

Falling from grace cause I've collected too long
Leaving me behind with your awesome cards
Now I've lost at Dominion

Falling from grace cause I've collected too long
Leaving me behind with your awesome cards
Now I've lost at Dominion

Falling from grace cause I've collected too long
Leaving me behind with your awesome cards
Now I've lost at Dominion

Falling from grace cause I've collected too long
Leaving me behind with your awesome cards
Now I've lost at Dominion, at Dominion, at Dominion
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Cameron Macdonald
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Haha very creative!
Also, I love Mastodon!!! They are great live!!!
 
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Jake Waltier
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\m/ Both that song and that video are awesome. \m/
 
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