1. Remember that when the temperature drops to 100 below zero, burning books to stay warm doesn't make you, like, a bad person. Well, no, actually it does. Sorry. You coulda burned the rugs first, you damn nihilist.
2. Also, geeks: When the Super-Winter comes, and everyone else is burning books to stay warm? All that gloating you did about how awesome your Kindle is will finally come back to haunt you.