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And I'm going to get katana and wakizashi. Real hand forged ones from this guy, who I worked with in Japan, not the stupid replicas.



And I'm going to name them Kage (影) and Kogoe (小声). The Shadow and the Whisper. Totally bad-ass.
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For a moment I thought you were going to quote Snowcrash...

(paraphrasing)

"Up until a man turns 30, he steadfastedly believes that under the perfect conditions, he could become the baddest man on the planet. 'I could quit my job, go to a shaolin temple, and train kung-fu 18 hours a day' or 'If my parents were gunned down I would dedicate my life to fighting crime and killing every drug dealer on the planet'".

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Then you are going to poke your eye out.
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UndeadViking wrote:
For a moment I thought you were going to quote Snowcrash...

(paraphrasing)

"Up until a man turns 30, he steadfastedly believes that under the perfect conditions, he could become the baddest man on the planet. 'I could quit my job, go to a shaolin temple, and train kung-fu 18 hours a day' or 'If my parents were gunned down I would dedicate my life to fighting crime and killing every drug dealer on the planet'".

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Ah, crap - I was supposed to stop believing that when I turned 30??
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I maintain my running offer that I will teach Shaolin Lohan Kung Fu to any BGG members free for up to a month of regular classes plus private lessons.
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Geosphere wrote:
I maintain my running offer that I will teach Shaolin Lohan Kung Fu to any BGG members free for up to a month of regular classes plus private lessons.


But I have to quest across the country to get there first though, right?
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Then you are going to poke your eye out.


No then you would say, "Dude, you are totally bad-ass. You should play in my bad-ass D&D campaign."

And I would say, "That'd be bad-ass."

And it would.
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KSensei wrote:

No then you would say, "Dude, you are totally bad-ass. You should play in my bad-ass D&D campaign."

And I would say, "That'd be bad-ass."

And it would.


You don't need a bad ass sword for that. Shoot, I even supply dice if needed.
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KSensei wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
I maintain my running offer that I will teach Shaolin Lohan Kung Fu to any BGG members free for up to a month of regular classes plus private lessons.


But I have to quest across the country to get there first though, right?


Barefoot. Then you must wait outside the studio for three days with nothing but water.

At that point, you are allowed to look through the window.

If you can completely perform a form you have watched from afar to satisfactory standards, then you are allowed to come in and try out for the kids class.
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UndeadViking wrote:
For a moment I thought you were going to quote Snowcrash...

(paraphrasing)

"Up until a man turns 30, he steadfastedly believes that under the perfect conditions, he could become the baddest man on the planet. 'I could quit my job, go to a shaolin temple, and train kung-fu 18 hours a day' or 'If my parents were gunned down I would dedicate my life to fighting crime and killing every drug dealer on the planet'".

Cool pic.


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Geosphere wrote:

Barefoot. Then you must wait outside the studio for three days with nothing but water.


"And you, you are too.... BLONDE!"
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KSensei wrote:
And I'm going to get katana and wakizashi. Real hand forged ones from this guy, who I worked with in Japan, not the stupid replicas.


Geosphere wrote:
I maintain my running offer that I will teach Shaolin Lohan Kung Fu to any BGG members free for up to a month of regular classes plus private lessons.


Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style...if what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous.
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Geosphere wrote:
If you can completely perform a form you have watched from afar to satisfactory standards, then you are allowed to come in and try out for the kids class.

I am gonna kick so much ass in that class.
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HiveGod wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
If you can completely perform a form you have watched from afar to satisfactory standards, then you are allowed to come in and try out for the kids class.

I am gonna kick so much ass in that class.


Challenge accepted.
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Geosphere wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
If you can completely perform a form you have watched from afar to satisfactory standards, then you are allowed to come in and try out for the kids class.

I am gonna kick so much ass in that class.


Challenge accepted.


You have babies in your class?
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no, no - my mom's an RN in labor and delivery, and she assures me the class on having babies is something completely different.
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