Suddenly a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Si non potes reperire Berolini in tabula, ludens essetis non WIF.
Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.
How do we get past the vampire vs zombie match-up? Hmm, I guess that the zombies can hold the vampires till the sun comes up or dunk 'em in running water. Assuming they can CATCH the vampires - zombies are slow and dumb!