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Just got news that my novel got the website it's hosted on listed on a UK Internet porn filter. This will clearly get me to my goal of laughing—head thrown back, fists on hips—atop a pyramid of cash:

1. Write a novel.
2. Get the host site listed on a UK Internet porn filter.
3. ???
4. Profit!


Gola! Let's take turns riding around in each other's solid gold jet helicopters!
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As long as you don't start crapping in the shower again...
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MGBM wrote:
As long as you don't start crapping in the shower again...


Hehe...forgot about that thread.
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HiveGod wrote:
Gola! Let's take turns riding around in each other's solid gold jet helicopters!

Mine's gonna get porn-filtered in Singapore. Now that's filthy!
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Chris, you're clearly not familiar with UK porn.

Let me show you.



There. Do you really think you'll profit now?
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Unless you are a man. I remember reading an article that a very conservative school fired a teacher for appearing on porn site that was being passed around by students. His quote? "It was mildly suggestive of nudity." Apparently this "suggestive" was touching himself and beyond. Idiot.
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EYE of NiGHT wrote:
Chris, you're clearly not familiar with UK porn.

Let me show you.



There. Do you really think you'll profit now?


Bird Porn

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Linky-poo?
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sisteray wrote:
EYE of NiGHT wrote:
Chris, you're clearly not familiar with UK porn.

Let me show you.



There. Do you really think you'll profit now?


Bird Porn




NO BIRD PR0N!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!

Where's Diane BTW??
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Great - now this thread needs a NSFW tag! Sheesh!
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bismarck1871 wrote:
Linky-poo?

The first nine chapters of Tears of the Wounded Sky are hosted at Armageddon Buffet. You can start here:

Prologue: God's Dogs

Or, if you just want a taste without committing to anything, I'd recommend this:

Chapter 8: Backflash

WARNING: May contain profanity, blasphemy, nudity, profane blasphemous nudity, robosex, purple prose and at least one First Contact situation involving a baseball bat. Also, someone vomits at some point.

Will it be you?
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No necrophilia? BOOOOORRRRIINNGG...
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Noted.

Going by the publishing industry playbook, I'll probably need to punch up the first chapter with some necrophilia anyway, so why not have the protagonist hopping off his dead mother in the first sentence?

It's raaaining ducats!
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EYE of NiGHT wrote:
Chris, you're clearly not familiar with UK porn.

Let me show you.



There. Do you really think you'll profit now?


Cor! look at the wrists on that!
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HiveGod wrote:
Noted.

Going by the publishing industry playbook, I'll probably need to punch up the first chapter with some necrophilia anyway...


Talk about flogging a dead horse..

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HiveGod wrote:
I'll probably need to punch up the first chapter with some necrophilia anyway, so why not have the protagonist hopping off his dead mother in the first sentence?

Illustrations or it didn't happen.
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