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Chris Tannhauser
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"I looked at my hands, I understood that one fine day, one fine evening to be precise, they would no longer be hands but some other awful thing." —Jack Kerouac
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And now, a birthday story with some of your favorite things:

Once upon a time the Queen decided it would be great sport to hunt Santa.


She used a ratty stocking from the previous Yule to give them the scent and off they went to the North Pole!


There they treed him with a couple of elves...


...and set to feasting.


This took quite some time, what with Corgis being on the stumpy side and Santa being made up of a metric tonne of whipped cream, spun sugar and beef jerky.

It gave them all tummy trouble but they were right as rain after a massive, yet sparkly bowel movement.


THE END
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When green is all there is to be, it could make you wonder why. But why wonder? I'm green, and it'll do fine: it's beautiful, and I think it's what I want to be.
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From Us To You!


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Richard Pakpreo
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!

May your birthday be as awesome as you!
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...and reaching forth unto those things which are before,...
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Woot woot. happy birthday, want some narguilé?
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Hurrah!!!

Happy Birthday Maya Girl!!

Have some chocolate!! European chocolate!!


Enjoy! Hive God better get you something AWESOME!!!
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Wait. Is this your wife's birthday, or your Corgi's?...This thread need a road map.
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Many happy returns of the day.
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I hear you like Nepal, so here's a picture of it.

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Happy Birthday, Maya Girl! I hope you have an awesome day!

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Thank you all for the birthday greetings. I had a wonderful day. Hive God cooked a wonderful dinner and then we went for an evening walk. A perfect day!
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Happy belated birthday!
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João 'Finding a new way to make you WTF today' Marum
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Maya Girl wrote:
Thank you all for the birthday greetings. I had a wonderful day. Hive God cooked a wonderful dinner and then we went for an evening walk. A perfect day!


He cooked dinner??? Was it... the mead of Valhalla?

Happy belated birthdays! Hope there was no poop involved!
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