Love my girls!
My name is Glenn! Long have I carried Cyrus's hopes and dreams, and now I bear the Masamune as well! Henceforth, I claim them as my own! I shall slay the Fiendlord Magus and restore our honor!
The Thrift Microbadges have to do with number of finds and number of thumbs received for those finds.
Nothing else matters.
And it's not the highest of the Thrifterati microbadges...
I was confused until I realized you're probably not the thread creator.