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Subject: DING DING..."And the winner IS....." rss

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Chester
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REINER KNIZIA!!!

In an epic battle for the ages and some other cliches!

Reiner Knizia beat The Incredible Hulk by a split decision to become the reigning "Boargame Celebrity Wrestling Champeen of da WORLD!!" The buzz is that very soon he will be coming out with a card-game version of the tournament. Each contestant has different numbers of cards with different strengths available...all shuffled into the same deck. For example, the Hulk has only one card...but it deals like megadamage of death and instantly kills whoever he's facing. So...you have to take him out before his card comes up.

Oh, and Darth Maul will be the toughest guy.

Does anyone know Reiner's home address or at least his email, so I can send him his trophy? I'd also like to forward his Geekgold winnings. (Very useful for auction games).

All the Hulk gets is one of my "Lots of People on Boardgamegeek.com Went to Essen and Bought Games and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" consolation gifts. Let's hope its made of that stretchy stuff....
 
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People went to Essen? I wish there was some way to see what games they played and/or bought.

Congrats Reiner!
 
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Ahem... yes, uh, Mr. Knizia has, umm, nominated me to... uh, collect the, uh, Geekgold for him.

Please deposit it to my account, and, uh, I'll see that he gets it...

* wipes sweat from brow

Umm... yeah... so like, thanks.
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I have it on good authority that there was massive cheating that occurred, and the it was actually the Hulk that won.

We have sent investigators to Florida to look into it.

In the meantime, please deposit the Geekgold award to my account for safekeeping.
 
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All Hulk supporter must demonstrate in the streets. Shut down all game stores until this the voter fraud has been dealt with.
 
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welcome to america...
...where we put the mock in democracy. And rather than being outraged the general public is amused.
 
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Actually, we used to be outraged, but that was a few threads ago. We've all casually made our way from outraged to amused via still pretty bent and man that sucked.

I am outraged that you brought up our original outragedness, however, so GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

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I, for one, am outraged. And I'm takin' it to the streets on a long train runnin' all the way to China Grove.

What? No, I haven't been playing any Doobie Brothers tunes lately. Why do you ask?

What were we outraged about before that last thing (that shall not be mentioned)?

I'm tired of getting outraged about NEW STUFF. Bring back the old old pisseroffers so I can recycle old rants and old jokes. Recycling is better for the environment anyway. Just ask geosphere.

BTW, I like the game idea....it's outrageous.
 
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Please stop posting here!
This thread is for those who are "incensed". The "outraged" department is down the hall to the left. Also, anyone "mildy amused" or "flabbergasted"...you misread the sign in the lobbey and have taken the incorrect hallway....please turn around and make a LEFT this time.

If you are looking for "incest"...ummmm.....come back at noon.
 
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Ukraine?
I have it on good authority (OK, mine) that the Ukrainian election commission is undertaking a boondoggle ... uh, junket ... uh, looking to emigrate(?) in order to see how a good election is run.

Expect a call.
 
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Dane Peacock
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I am incensed! Either the fix was on, or it was those left wing loonies or a vast right wing conspiracy or something.

What do you expect when we leave something as important as this up to a sleestack...
 
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