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How many of you have heard of Johnny Carson's Karnac? Pretending to be a fortune teller, he would hold an envelope to his forehead and read the answer to the question that was sealed inside. The question would, of course, be the punchline.

Example:

Answer: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Question: What should you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?

Answer: Touchback.
Question: What's the smart thing to do after a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?

So I figured with all of the brilliant, witty, crazy people here, we should be able to come up with some doozies.

Answer: Toadstool.
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Question: Name something a toad produces after a full meal.



Answer: A bike, a hike, and fleas.
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sodaklady wrote:

Answer: Toadstool.

Question: Why did the blind princess stop kissing frogs?
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sodaklady wrote:
Answer: Toadstool.



Question: What did the frog buy at the hardware store?
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thereofone wrote:
Answer: A bucket.


Question: What do you get when you teach a male deer 'a chorus line'?


Answer: 2 pounds of orange marmalade and a billy goat.

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An ash I know, Yggdrasil its name. With water white is the great tree wet; thence come the dews that fall in the dales. Green by Urth's well does it ever grow.
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Audacon wrote:

Answer: 2 pounds of orange marmalade and a billy goat.


Question: Name two things which you don't want to wake up in bed with.




Answer: Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, and Miley Cyrus
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diehard4life wrote:
Audacon wrote:

Answer: 2 pounds of orange marmalade and a billy goat.


Question: Name two things which you don't want to wake up in bed with.




Answer: Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, and Miley Cyrus


Question: What are the true names of the Three Stooges?


Answer: It's elementary, my Dear Watson!
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jrbentley wrote:
diehard4life wrote:

Answer: Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, and Miley Cyrus


Question: What are the true names of the Three Stooges?


Answer: It's elementary, my Dear Watson!


Question: What is ________ __________'s highest diploma level?

(I'll let the reader fill in the blanks. No need to RSP this.)


Answer: I'm lovin' it.

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Question: Why do you still want to have an snack with me?

Answer: A duck
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yohanleafheart wrote:
Answer: A duck



Question: What did the professional dodge-ball player keep as a pet?



Answer: A stitch in time saves nine.
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jrbentley wrote:

Answer: A stitch in time saves nine.


Question: What's the name of Madame L'engle's pattern book?



Answer: Hot Pocket.
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sisteray wrote:
Answer: Hot Pocket.


Question: What did the yoga pants say to the blue jeans?


Answer:Aelosmith
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Audacon wrote:

Answer:Aelosmith


Question: Who sang "Wok this Way!"?


Answer: A Kindle, a Nook, and an iPad.
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Question: Name a Firestarter, a Hole in the Wall, and Apple's entry into feminine products.

Answer: Hunka, hunka burnin' love.
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Audacon wrote:
Answer: A Kindle, a Nook, and an iPad.




Question: What can I use to prop up my table that has 3 short legs?



Answer: "Grandma, what big teeth you have!"
 
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sodaklady wrote:
Question: Hunka, hunka burnin' love.


Question: What Huffalumps get without a willie warmer?


Answer: Mary Poppins' sister.
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Audacon wrote:

Answer: Mary Poppins' sister.


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Q: Who was in two girls and a cup full of sugar?
Q: What's the other use for a chimney sweep?

Answer: Four Square
 
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