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Subject: More tortured Christmas from Middle Earth rss

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First we had,

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geekjournal.php3?action=viewcom...

And if that wasn't enough proof of a bored mind, we had,

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geekjournal.php3?action=viewcom...

Now we're proud (sort of) to bring you Gollum's rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas - or, as he calls it, The Twelve Days of Preciouss-sss-ss-sss!

On the firssst day of Preciousss my preciouss gives to me
A fat juisshyy fishy!
On the sssecond day of Precioussss my precious gives to me
Two hobbitses
and a fat juisshy fishy!
On the third day of Preciousss my precious gives to me
Three raw hens
Two hobbitses
and a fat juisshy fishy!

-- skip ahead to the end out of respect for the bored --

On the twelff day of Preciousss my preciouss gives to me
Twelve trout a'swimmin'
Eleven worms a'wrigglin'
Ten crunchy birdses
Nine Nazzzgul searchin' (sssssss! musstn't find precious!)
Eight legs of Shelob
Seven rabbits stewin' (stupid fat hobbitsessss!)
Six eggs a crackin'
MY PRECIOUS RING!!!
Four tricksy riddles
Three raw hens
Two hobbitses
and a fat juisssshy fiiiiiissssshhhhy!


Please be sure to donate to the Bored Writer fund, so that we can ensure that more songs like this will never see the light of day.
 
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Soooooo...
We're being held hostage, eh?

OK.
 
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Gerald McDaniel
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These were great. I've enjoyed them all. laugh
 
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