My wife sneaked up behind me while I was working in the garden. I was so startled I soiled myself.
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
I cannot decide if the words "Organic Artisan Ketchup" represent the pinnacle of human enterprise -- or its nadir.
If certain people are willing to pay a premium for ketchup that is both "organic" and "artisan", then it's the pinnacle of American salesmanship. Charge what the market will bear and laugh all the way to the bank!