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Looks like he pretty much chopped it in half.

Saw a lot of big spiders like this when i lived in Bolivia. You can't describe how fast they are.
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Is there a version in English?
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I shouldn't have watched this. Boy, that is really unintentionally funny camera work. I am cracking up over here. That dude needed a bigger bowl.

My wife: "where is this video from"
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Her: "find out, we're not going to live there"


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JESS PLEASE WATCH IT, IT IS AWESOME
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I tried to watch it but had to click back before anything too dreadful happened.

Spiders! I would have had to go for a looooong walk, left all the doors and windows open, and hoped it was gone by the time I came back home. Or that might have been a good time to walk away from an underwater mortgage.
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I think it would have been easier to dispatch it with a shotgun.
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I appreciate all the responses on this thread, because now I know I don't want to watch it.
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ACK ACK wrote:
I tried to watch it but had to click back before anything too dreadful happened.

Spiders! I would have had to go for a looooong walk, left all the doors and windows open

Doors and windows open!? By god man, if you had watched the whole thing, you would know not to do that--that keening, chittering sound was her mating call, and males of this species can hear it up to two miles away. If this guy's doors & windows had been open, it would have been dozens of enraged suitors repeatedly raping his face with their venomous reproductive organs, rather than just the three in the video.

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and hoped it was gone by the time I came back home.

Oscar Wilde didn't like spiders either, but as he put it, there's only one thing worse than catching and removing an 8" spider from your home... and that's not catching and removing an 8" spider from your home.

(Other lesser-known quotes of his include "I was wrong--catching two 8" spiders is also worse," "holy crap those things are fast," "eeeee hee heeee get it off, get it off," and "aughh the venom, I can't feel my legs.")
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kuhrusty wrote:
Oscar Wilde didn't like spiders either, but as he put it, there's only one thing worse than catching and removing an 8" spider from your home... and that's not catching and removing an 8" spider from your home.

In later years, once he became comfortable with venturing out into public with the eyepatch, I believe he amended this to the somewhat less witty, "there's only one thing worse than catching and removing an 8" spider from your home... and that's catching and removing an 8" spider from your face."
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The little "teaser shot" that the Youtube widget gives is enough for me to NOT watch it. But if I had spiders that big in my house, it would be reason enough for me to get a heavy-duty Shop Vac or something, preferably one that mulches the debris (aka, Spider) as it sucks it into the void. And I'd make sure to buy the REALLY LONG hose extension for it.
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kuhrusty wrote:
By god man, if you had watched the whole thing, you would know not to do that--that keening, chittering sound was her mating call, and males of this species can hear it up to two miles away.


It makes noise? AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHGHHHHHHH!

Better get to the mothership and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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