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Blorb Plorbst
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You're driving to work. And you're a Pig man.

Your head is a pig's head but you have a normal man's body.

And there's a morning radio show about how this local Pig Man saved his family's life and what a hero he is.

You're really close to where this other pig man lives so you decide to swing by and congratulate him and meet another pig man like you.

You show up and the radio crew is there reporting and you walk up and there's the pig man.

But he's just a pig with people clothes on.

And you try to talk to him and tell him how great it is that he's brought such credit to pig men everywhere. But all he does is snuffle and grunt and you realize that he's just a plain old pig.

The morning DJs are making all sorts of jokes and you sit down on the stoop. You're the only pig man you know and you're alone in a world full of people.

and when you look down at yourself, you notice that you're also a real pig in people clothes and you feel desperately alone.
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"that's a smith and wesson, and you've had your six"
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You may be taking the wrong pills. Read the bottle again.
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Larry Levy
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Or maybe they're very much the right pills!
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I'm afraid that's just a swine of the times...

But this might make a good movie...

"Bacon County Line"

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jrbentley wrote:
I'm afraid that's just a swine of the times...

Wasn't that a big hit for Pigula Clark?
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I think you're beautiful, pig man.

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I'm free-basing midichloriens and the force is, like, an energy that connects and penetrates us all, man.
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Wake UP! It's ALL about pigmen, Jerry.


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I'd guess that you need about three more serious blows to the head and you'll be in HiveGod territory.

Keep reaching for that rainbow!
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Blorb Plorbst
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I just think I shouldn't eat ham before bed anymore.
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Ha, ha, charade you are.
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