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Actual quote heard during the Reds game yesterday:

"Wow, he fisted that one deep into the box!"

wow Uh...wait, what?

(said by the announcer assumedly about a fastball strike, although it was on the radio, so who knows.)
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He's a southern guy with a drawwl--from Alabama I think, but played for the Reds.
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With football season a few weeks away, we're not far from innuendopalooza!

"He's got great penetration through the hole!"
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And me getting ready with all my dirty quotes....

You know, the ones for the oposite team and referee...
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Supposedly, before television, a couple of radio announcers observed a young couple kissing each other during a baseball game and had made some comment about it on the air. Suddenly, one of the radio guys figured out there was a pattern to the osculation and announced to his listeners, "I get it! He's kissing her on the strikes and she's kissing him on the balls."
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Here's a list I saved from Top5.com a few years ago:

The Top 17 Things Heard During the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren’t

17> “He really has a nose for the end zone, doesn’t he?”
16> “And he goes down again! Someone’s going to be pretty sore tomorrow.”
15> “The coach obviously doesn’t want to do anything prematurely, so I’m sure he’s running the players’ statistics through his mind.”
14> “Now THAT was a nasty groin pull!”
13> “That’s just inexperience. The rookie tried to nail him but didn’t wrap him in his arms, and Johnson just kept pumping and slipped out of his grasp.”
12> “With all these big Pittsburgh guys trying to ram him, Alexander seems to think he can take them all.”
11> “After the holding and roughing, it’s now first and *extremely* long.”
10> “There’s nothing like repeatedly giving it to a tight end when there’s deep penetration.”
9> “It’s natural for a young guy like Roethlisberger to get anxious when he feels the rush coming like that. I’ll bet he’s eager to release and nail some tailback in the end zone.”
8> “There’s nothing more beautiful than seeing a hole like that open up when you’re trying to score.”
7> “Now let’s go see who Melissa Stark is with in the winners’ locker room.”
6> “They were coming fast and in his face, but even with their hands all over him, he got his hips moving and refused to go down.”
5> “You said it, Al -- that muff was huge!”
4> “He’s been getting into the pocket all day and forcing Big Ben out to the left, where he always gets whacked hard.”
3> “Let’s wait to see where the spot ends up.”
2> “He really needed 10 inches, but it looks to me like he’s only got about six.”

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Things Heard During the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren’t...

1> “If I really need to score in under a minute, I put the ball in Big Ben’s hands and let him work his magic.”

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One ball on John Kruk...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Agnew#The_leg-over_inc...
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During the NCAA basketball tournament, the announcer complimented one of the players by saying he had "a deep stroke and a strong release." I thought my wife was going to hyperventilate.
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"Three guys on Christian Laettner and he can still get it up!"

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The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.
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EYE of NiGHT wrote:
The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.


Oooooh, who let the Vaudeville act in?
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BoB3K wrote:
EYE of NiGHT wrote:
The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.


Oooooh, who let the Vaudeville act in?


I had them the wrong way round, but it is a true quote.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Johnston#Incidents_and_ga...

nearly.
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There is books of Swedish commentators doing this kind of stuff, of course hard to translate, and not all is dirty some is just stupid and some is fail on other levels

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Let's go out and warmup in rectangular circles



there is oh so much more but both my memory and googe fails me, and also as I said they are mostly in Sweden and untranslatable

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