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Neither is Education!
Diet Coke!
Netflix!
Gas!
Prostitution!
Air Travel!
Deodorant!
Hedge Trimmers!
Q-Tips!
Sushi!
Water Parks!
Stupid Bumper Stickers!

Freedom Ain't Free? Yeah, so are a lot of things. Most things in fact.

Big deal.
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Not even, so I've heard, a nominally "free" lunch.
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Loooking at your list I can tell you're doing a LOT of things wrong.
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okiedokie wrote:
Loooking at your list I can tell you're doing a LOT of things wrong.

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As my cousin said when people who had RSVP'd to her weddding didn't show up, "Shit Ain't Free, People"
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Destiny's got her hand way, way up in their puppets! It's an unpleasant tingling! The deepest of wriggles!
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Well, once again we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix.
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You drink Diet Coke? Fucking heathen.
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Neither is Education!


Stand around any blowhard and say something like "Obama is too much." You'll quickly get an education as to why he is/isn't too much.

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Diet Coke!

Walk along the highway picking up empty Diet Coke bottle. There is always a little bit left. Also, if you find a gallon jug of lemonade along the Interstate, don't drink that. Trust me.

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Netflix!


Dai;y check you neighbor's mailbox for his outgoing Netflix. Grab it, watch it, reseal the envelope. He blames lousy Netflix service or USPS on the slow return of hid DVDs

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Gas!

Gulp lots of air and swallow it. Burps result.

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Prostitution!

This one is tough. If you weren't so ugly, you wouldn't have to pay people to have sex with you. If you looked better they would pay YOU. Hmmm. I guess you win on this one.

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Air Travel!

Costs nothing to jump off a cliff.

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Deodorant!

Hang out with people that smell worse than you. Then it appears that you are wearing deoderant. Oh, wait. You're a boardgamer? hmmm. Find some D&D guys to hang with.

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Hedge Trimmers!

Surely your neighbor that gets Netflix has a pair of trimmers. Take those.

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Q-Tips!

You don't have a pair of car keys?

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Sushi!

Grab your neighbor's shovel, dig up some worms. Enjoy!

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Water Parks!

Remember that cliff you jumped off of? Be sure it borders the ocean.

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Stupid Bumper Stickers!

Just steal any Prius, Volt or Leaf.

And since you think nothing is free, you can tip me for my help.
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I have seen the light. Everything is free!
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As grey traces of dawn tinge the eastern sky, the three travellers, men of Willowdale, emerge from the forest's shadow. Fording the river, they turn south, journeying into the dark and forbidding lands of The Necromancer...
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Lots of things are free if you're livin' La Vida Freegan!
 
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If it's the freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution of the USA, the place you were born into without a choice, then it really is actually kinda free. You didn't ask for it, but you got it. So it's free.

 
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Did you visit my www.kobudovenlo.nl? It has game info
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You only pay a little tax for it.
 
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