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A sadistic cross-dresser was arrested after driving his car over his estranged partner. Witnesses said the driver found great humor in running down the victim.

He's accused of vehicular man's laughter.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, "Does this taste funny?"
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“It’s raining tacos, from out of the sky. Tacos, no need to ask why. Just open your mouth and close your eyes: It’s raining tacos!”
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I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?





Dung!
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I often refer to myself as the "Office Mushroom." Always kept in the dark, and fed a lot of shit.
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...but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
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How do you make a cat go "woof" like a dog? Throw it in the fire.
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J.L.Robert wrote:
I often refer to myself as the "Office Mushroom." Always kept in the dark, and fed a lot of shit.


I always thought you were a fun-guy!
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He flushes the toilet.
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"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? "
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How do you make pickle bread?

Use dill dough.
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tickmanfan wrote:
How do you make a cat go "woof" like a dog? Throw it in the fire.


How do you make a dog go 'meeeoow'? Put it in the freezer, then cut it in half with a chainsaw.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.
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Two men were walking along. One walked into a bar. The other one ducked.


Why do blonde women's belly button's hurt? Because blonde men are dumb too.


What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.


Whats is black and white and red all over. A sunburned penguin/nun.
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You ever hear the one about the seal who liked to go clubbin'?
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Who IS this masked man? And WHY has he never been photographed together with 6 year old millionaire playboy Calvin?
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What's long, hard, and sticky?

A stick.
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My dog has no nose.

Your dog has no nose? How does he smell?

Terrible.
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Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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zombiegod wrote:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


Sure, that's easy for YOU to say!

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laugh Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who fell into a glass-grinding machine?


He made a spectacle of himself. laugh
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An ash I know, Yggdrasil its name. With water white is the great tree wet; thence come the dews that fall in the dales. Green by Urth's well does it ever grow.
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What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT?


*drumroll*


Nice belt.
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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its titalot.
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Did you hear about the guy who presented to the ER with a toy horse up his backside?
Doctors have reported that his condition is stable.
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There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*choke*
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What does a mushroom with multiple personality disorder call itself?



fungUS.

What goes clip-clop bang bang clip-clop?




An Amish drive by.
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bfundak wrote:
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*choke*


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