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My almost-2-year-old can't be left alone near chess pieces (she's the mighty giant who eats - or at least slobbers all over - their puny armies) or any other games, particularly Uno cards. We've even played a little "Tummy Ache" as a jigsaw puzzle rather than turn-taking activity - and her sister's old "Junior Uno" has been sacrificed to the Appeasement Fairies.
Oh, yes; we know all about the appeasement fairies; we've lost a couple of packs of playing cards. Clementine has to be watched very carefully around the go stones though - I wouldn't mind her swallowing the odd one or two, since it's apparently normal for professional go players to go through that stage, but the crunching noises are very alarming.