Robert, is there a Google Translator for this? why, YES there is:
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DRINK MORE OVALTINE
In addition, then those of ANY that lived nearby to some "Historical Site" are encouraged to PLAY a "Game" based upon this, in recognitions for that then. I'll be preferring "Wargames" for mine, and since we don't HAVE much in the WAY of the previously mentioned, then I get to "pick & eschew" whatever I shall so desire on such!