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Murphy's Law #2054:

If you have a microwave with a rotating plate (whatever they're called) and you heat something in a pot with a handle, the handle will always face directly to the rear when it's done.
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Law #17

When you turn on the faucet in a sink with dirty dishes, the stream will inevitably land directly on the only spoon in the sink, thereby splashing you and the counter with dirty water.
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I only clicked on this thread to see the boobies, and I was not disappointed.

Murphy's Law disproved.
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Law #4 - No. It's not there either.
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cold_fuzion wrote:
Law #4 - No. It's not there either.

Of course not. If you find it, it will be in the last place you look. (Well, unless you are crazy).

Law #2099 - If you need a spoon, you will find a drawer full of butter knives. If you need a butter knife, you will find a drawer full of forks. If you need a fork, you will find a drawer full of spatulas.
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Law #233

The day you wear your new sandals, it will rain.....a lot.


This is a cousin to:

Law #232

The day you forget your umbrella, it rains........buckets.
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...but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
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If you make an effort to go to bed early, to get some extra sleep, it will be hours before you finally fall asleep.

You will only do amazing things when no one is watching.

When you're not in a rush there will be no traffic. When you're in a hurry there will be a traffic jam.

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tickmanfan wrote:
When you're not in a rush there will be no traffic. When you're in a hurry there will be a traffic jam.

The corollary to that is:

If you leave "on time", you will hit every red light and be 10 minutes late.

If you leave a few minutes early, you'll hit every green light, be 20 minutes early, but have to sit around bored.
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sigmazero13 wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
Law #4 - No. It's not there either.

Of course not. If you find it, it will be in the last place you look. (Well, unless you are crazy).


One of these days I'm gonna look in one more place after I find it, just to see the universe implode.
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jeffwiles wrote:
sigmazero13 wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
Law #4 - No. It's not there either.

Of course not. If you find it, it will be in the last place you look. (Well, unless you are crazy).


One of these days I'm gonna look in one more place after I find it, just to see the universe implode.

Does it count if you keep on looking because while you were looking for the one thing you found you remember something else that you also needed to look for?
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sigmazero13 wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
When you're not in a rush there will be no traffic. When you're in a hurry there will be a traffic jam.

The corollary to that is:

If you leave "on time", you will hit every red light and be 10 minutes late.

If you leave a few minutes early, you'll hit every green light, be 20 minutes early, but have to sit around bored.

This is why I always leave early and have a recent issue of GAMES on hand.
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Coyotek4 wrote:

This is why I always leave early and have a recent issue of GAMES on hand.


Ripping out a paint-by-numbers page is an easy way to kill of a meeting, too.
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