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If Tori Spelling married Money B from Digital Underground, she'd be Tori Spelling-B.

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If Claire Danes married me, Nobody would notice the missing "S" from her last name (Claire... Give it some thought? )
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drewdane wrote:
If Rachael Ray married Ray Charles, She'd be Rachael Ray-Charles.

If he took her name, then you could call him Ray Ray.
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drewdane wrote:
If Claire Danes married me, Nobody would notice the missing "S" from her last name (Claire... Give it some thought? )


Did you see her in Temple Grandin? She deserved her Emmy for that.
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I actually know a girl with the last name Chew and I tried really hard to get her to date a guy she knew named Mike Bacca.

I told her even if the marriage didn't work out, she would always be Mrs. Chew-Bacca and that would be worth a bad marriage.
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If I marry my girlfriend, my mom is going to have to stop calling her Meg. Her name is Meagan, mom. Got it?

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Meagan, not Meg.

Mom doesn't quite understand why. Of course, she shortens every name.
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What if Bea Arthur had married Eddie Rabbit, her name could be Bea A. Rabbit.
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If Wanda Jackson married Howard Hughes, then divorced him to marry Henry Kissinger, she'd be, um... Wanda Hughes Kissinger now?
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drewdane wrote:
If Claire Danes married me, Nobody would notice the missing "S" from her last name (Claire... Give it some thought? )

Claire Danes Dane?

Anyone have an apostrophe?

Dane's Dane?

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