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I think laws that carry penalties that are way out of line with the harm that an act does are unjust. eg Jail for possession of marijuanah.

On the other hand putting your penis into the mouth of a calf is clearly animal cruelty. (If and only if your cock is larger than an elephant's.) The fools here in Oz wanted to charge someone with animal cruelty afer he exploxed a dead ant-eater. Sounds more like modern art to me.


calf thinks, "whats that? Its not as big as mum's tit but I'll give it a quick suck anyway
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Are you trying out a new comedy routine, or are these actual current events in your part of the world?

I confess, I once exploxed a dead anteater. But I didn't enjoy it.
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Look for Koldfoot's news link in the Willie Nelson thread, Aaron. Pinook is more thorough than you. Of course you won't find it there, since it's in Pinook's other current thread. But look anyway, since you exploxed something. That will be your punishment.
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I heard an Elephant and a Donkey got tea-bagged this last November.
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Blowing calves for free pot seems to be too high a price. Better just to buy some from your local dealer.
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Quirion Kithkin wrote:
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If the animal is already dead, no way on Earth is it animal cruelty to do anything to the corpse. Otherwise, the food industry has some major legal issues on the horizon.


Having sex with a dead deer carcass is illegal in Wisconsin. I checked.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-rules-dea...


Another fine example of wasting taxpayer's money. Wisconsin has unleashed some of the most legendary serial killers in United States history. It's good to know they're going after the real criminals. shake


It starts with animal necrophilia, and eventually explodes into blowing calves for pot. These dangerous criminals must be stopped. Why are you being so unamerican?
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Jails are big business, and probably one of the best things to invest in. If Marrijuanah users are not put in jail, there would be no need to have a large drug enforcement force. More than 1/2 of those in jail are there because of Marrijuanah charges. The best thing i like is several years ago the world health association had Coffee just above Marrijuanah as being worse for you, something that was quickly hushed up. Now we can make big bucks building jails and double the drug enforcement force if we jail them coffee drinking offenders eh.
 
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Jesus! Will you fucking Aussies and Canucks quit spelling marijuana wrong? No wonder you people have second-rate countries... you never learned proper English.
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Jails are big business, and probably one of the best things to invest in. If Marrijuanah users are not put in jail, there would be no need to have a large drug enforcement force. More than 1/2 of those in jail are there because of Marrijuanah charges. The best thing i like is several years ago the world health association had Coffee just above Marrijuanah as being worse for you, something that was quickly hushed up. Now we can make big bucks building jails and double the drug enforcement force if we jail them coffee drinking offenders eh.


Over 50%? Where are you getting that figure from? I thought it was a decent chunk, but that seems awfully high.
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bjlillo wrote:
Quirion Kithkin wrote:
If the animal is already dead, no way on Earth is it animal cruelty to do anything to the corpse. Otherwise, the food industry has some major legal issues on the horizon.


Having sex with a dead deer carcass is illegal in Wisconsin. I checked.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-rules-dea...

Handy thing to know if I'm ever driving through Wisconsin.
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Pinook wrote:
bjlillo wrote:
Quirion Kithkin wrote:
If the animal is already dead, no way on Earth is it animal cruelty to do anything to the corpse. Otherwise, the food industry has some major legal issues on the horizon.


Having sex with a dead deer carcass is illegal in Wisconsin. I checked.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-rules-dea...

Handy thing to know if I'm ever driving through Wisconsin.


Especially if your car hits a deer...
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Koldfoot wrote:
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bjlillo wrote:
Quirion Kithkin wrote:
If the animal is already dead, no way on Earth is it animal cruelty to do anything to the corpse. Otherwise, the food industry has some major legal issues on the horizon.


Having sex with a dead deer carcass is illegal in Wisconsin. I checked.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-rules-dea...

Handy thing to know if I'm ever driving through Wisconsin.


Especially if your car hits a deer...
Like a reasonable guy wouldn't get out and bang the deer.... especially if the deer was uninsured.

What else could you do? Your hands would be tied.


Guys, the legality is only an issue if anyone catches you and we all know necrobestiality is simply better in the moonlight anyways. Just wear dark blue during your night drives in Wisconsin, problem solved.
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BTW: necrobestiality is always better if the corpse has "aged" so drag it off the road and into the woods. (dead deer+hip thrusts/the middle of the road)- blue outfit= JAIL.
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Is it 2X illegal if it's pedo-besitial-necrophilia or is age irrelevant in trans species coitis?
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The Message wrote:
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Like a reasonable guy wouldn't get out and bang the deer.... especially if the deer was uninsured.

What else could you do? Your hands would be tied.


Guys, the legality is only an issue if anyone catches you and we all know necrobestiality is simply better in the moonlight anyways. Just wear dark blue during your night drives in Wisconsin, problem solved.


Oh, phsaw. The wardrobe element is the easy part. Timing everything to maximize the rigor mortis window of opportunity -- now there's the challenge.
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bjlillo wrote:
corross wrote:
The Message wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
Like a reasonable guy wouldn't get out and bang the deer.... especially if the deer was uninsured.

What else could you do? Your hands would be tied.


Guys, the legality is only an issue if anyone catches you and we all know necrobestiality is simply better in the moonlight anyways. Just wear dark blue during your night drives in Wisconsin, problem solved.


Oh, phsaw. The wardrobe element is the easy part. Timing everything to maximize the rigor mortis window of opportunity -- now there's the challenge.


Probably a bit different timing for men vs. women too.


Well, sure. That's part of the beauty of it -- everybody can take turns. Fun for the whole family!
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Chad_Ellis wrote:

Especially if your car hits a deer...


Yes, "hitting a deer" in Wisconsin is ambiguous in the extreme.
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Maybe it's just me, but... "explox"?
 
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