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My father has gone home.

This has been a very trying weekend. I'm working on making the deviled eggs my dad insisted that I whip up, and he comes in the kitchen and says "Finish that pie yet?"
"No," I said. "I haven't even started it."
"Oh," he says. "Make some coffee."

Eggs done, coffee made, poured and delivered, pie in the oven. Things are fine. Until I go in the kitchen and see that the oven has been turned off. It was on when I put the pie in. It's a chiffon pie, so I'm afraid it's going to collapse. I swear.

Later, Naz and I go to Safeway. My dad requests a small bottle of gatorade. They don't have a single small bottle, just a six-pack of small ones and big ones. Naz gets a pack, saying that he'll drink the rest.

We get back to the apartment and my dad immediately says "What'd you buy all that for? I'll never drink that much!" I tell him they only had packs. Naz says he's going to drink the rest. My dad keeps yelling, I tell him it's all they had, Naz repeats himself. Twice.
Then my dad turns to me and says, "Give me one of those. You drink one too."

"I don't want one," I said.
"You need one" he says, "You're too emotional."


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.


I am so glad Christmas is over. Naz and I are going out for drinks tonight, and it will be nice.
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So Gatorade cures emotion? Good to know.
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Where is it that they sell it in packs?
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May the upcoming year bring you peace & serenity! Plus pie baked by others.
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Now that you have some extra time I'll take one of those gatorades and a nice mortadella sandwich. And hurry up with the pie, already!
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EgorjLileli wrote:
Where is it that they sell it in packs?



Oh!! And I forgot: Make some coffee!!
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EgorjLileli wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
Where is it that they sell it in packs?



Oh!! And I forgot: Make some coffee!!


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Please tell me you didn't get Gatorade from Kruhsty. You may need to find a doctor after that or be infected with the blue poop syndrome.
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You know, once you're an adult one nice thing is that you can tell your parents whatever you want. Things like "Nah, I don't feel like making coffee. Why don't you make your own?"
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zorazen wrote:
"I don't want one," I said.
"You need one" he says, "You're too emotional."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

See?
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zorazen wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
Where is it that they sell it in packs?



Oh!! And I forgot: Make some coffee!!




Uh oh! Time for more Gatorade ZZ!!!
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Whenever I'm hysterical I quaff a Gatorade, you know, to take the edge off.
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http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/by_ingredient/g/gatorade...
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wmshub wrote:
You know, once you're an adult one nice thing is that you can tell your parents whatever you want. Things like "Nah, I don't feel like making coffee. Why don't you make your own?"
You can even tell your grandparents this.

I had to set my grandmother straight when she wouldn't stop telling me how she didn't like the name we'd picked for my second daughter while my wife was pregnant. I let her know that I'd considered her opinion, but we'd made our choice and the discussion was over.
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wmshub wrote:
You know, once you're an adult one nice thing is that you can tell your parents whatever you want. Things like "Nah, I don't feel like making coffee. Why don't you make your own?"


Seriously. I think respect for your elders is generally appropriate but when the response is unwarranted disrespect you are released from any responsibility beyond setting them straight.
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